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Why is snow like sex?
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Is that what all the girls say to you?
Twinkle Toes
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D'ya think he'll catch your drift?
otk
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Because after a flurry of activity, it's quickly over?
Don Quixote
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Oh they know how many inches it is from the start.
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I doubt they'd be able to measure it if it's stuck in between their teeth.
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Two dudes of my aquaintance had the nicknames amongst the girls of 'Ouch' and 'Justin (as in 'just in')', for obvious reasons 
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How can that be true, when every one knows the movie ' 40 year old virgin' is based on you?
Twinkle Toes
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Could it be because after it's finished, you wake to find absolutely no evidence of it having happened - & wonder whether you imagined the whole thing??
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Could it be because after it's finished, you wake to find absolutely no evidence of it having happened - & wonder whether you imagined the whole thing??
Until she's 'late' and you have to start choosing names
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bhaexpress
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Why does the song, 'She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes ' (oh Susanna) keep going round my head ?
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Don't know?
withdeanwombat
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Don't know.We don't have snow in Somerset.
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So it's not your number....?
Then who the f*** HAVE I been texting and ringing every weekend in the small hours as instructed by Conboy and Paxo!?
Then who the f*** HAVE I been texting and ringing every weekend in the small hours as instructed by Conboy and Paxo!?