Why is Fernando Morientes like Bird Flu?

[D'Angelo Saxon]

He's been lethal in other countries, we've been told its only a matter of time before he makes a mark here, but there's been no signs of it so far...

 

[Biscuit]

Ever seen a chicken sneeze?


Just ponder that...*knowing wink*

 

[Silent Bob]

A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got
any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar
you irritating bast**d bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"

 

[Biscuit]

Why is Crystal Palace like Bird Flu?

They've been lethal to some, but despite coming close, they couldn't quite finish us off..

 

[gripper stebson]

I've told my bird that if she gets it to stay the f**k away from me!

 

[Biscuit]

You know what they say...


"One bird flu over the coocoo's nest... and infected an entire continent."

 

[Biscuit]

The British government said on Sunday that a British parrot had died of bird flu. Reportedly, the parrot's last words were, "Polly wants a Tamiflu cracker NOW!"
It was terrible. A parrot with a runny beak is not pretty.

 

[Brighton till i die]

A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got
any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar
you irritating bast**d bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"

that is f***ing FUNNY as you like!

 

[Northstander]

A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got
any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar
you irritating bast**d bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"