Why dont we just phone up Prescott and ask him?

[Brighton Breezy]

?

 

[Safeway]

Yeah, GOOD ONE.

 

[The Large One]

Cos it probably hasn't landed on his desk yet.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Has anyone actually tried?

 

[Safeway]

You go first.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Ok...here goes...bear with me.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Cos he's going to answer the phone isn't he

 

[GUNTER]

If we did that and he told us, the judicial review lawyers would have a field day!

 

[The Wookiee]

Hes not in!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I just tried and it was engaged.

 

[Mr C]

I just tried and it was engaged.

He's just making a dentist appointment and will be off the phone in a minute.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Don't do this ....

The more people ring up and harague the ODPM's office the longer the decision will be - just about the best way to piss them off.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Richie you TARD, why would he tell you first?

 

[Scoffers]

Just called the number and spoke to Two Jags, he said that we can have the stadium as long as we agree to send him Two Pies a day for 16 years.

it's official, he is now to be called "Two Pies"

I'll get my coat

 

[Wozza]

 

[Easy 10]

Is it just me, or does this seem like a horrendously bad idea ? Come on mods, get rid of the number.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Is it just me, or does this seem like a horrendously bad idea ? Come on mods, get rid of the number.

Done.

Just don't accuse me of being about to invade Poland.

 

[Easy 10]

Done.

Just don't accuse me of being about to invade Poland.

Wouldn't dream of it old boy.

*goose-steps over to the drinks machine*

 

[alan partridge]

hey Richie, if he does tell you, you can put it in the first issue of the fanzine

 

[bhafc4eva]

Just called

" Deputy Prime Ministers Office how can i help you" in a womans voice, must have been his secretary.