Reading these hallowed tomes recently I've come to the conclusion that every footballer in the whole wide world wants to play for the Albion.
All the club has to do is click their fingers and illustrious luminaries of the beauty game such as Shelvey, Brookes, Abrahams, Carroll, Mooy would come over all queer and sign in a heartbeat.
Yet the club still struggles to sign the likes of Milner, Balotelli and Morrison.
To me (to you) it seems that buying football players isn't quite as straightforward as those currently smashing their scrotchniblick onto a keyboard, would have us believe.
All the club has to do is click their fingers and illustrious luminaries of the beauty game such as Shelvey, Brookes, Abrahams, Carroll, Mooy would come over all queer and sign in a heartbeat.
Yet the club still struggles to sign the likes of Milner, Balotelli and Morrison.
To me (to you) it seems that buying football players isn't quite as straightforward as those currently smashing their scrotchniblick onto a keyboard, would have us believe.