Who would win in a race?

[CHAPPERS]

Mr Larson (Happy Gilmore)

Royal Sally (NSP)

 

[REDLAND]

Ive gone for Kiel, jugging from her photo Sally can't run much more than 10 yards, though I do have the right to change my opinion if the race length is divulged !!

 

[watsongooal]

Royal Sally Hands down. Built for speed

 

[Meade's Ball]

Is that Richard Kiel at the top with his dental daggers flattened?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

f***


GREAT poll


i'm gonna have to go with SALLY

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I reckon Mr Larson will win easily!

 

[Hiney]

KIEL

I think he would be able to CONCENTRATE for longer, thereby reducing the chances of him VEERING off the track.

 

[Gazwag]

Royal Sally for sure - she can run for ever

 

[CHAPPERS]

Kiel's got much longer legs but is really gangly and heavy so would prolly fall over. Sally, on the other hand, cannot sit still for five minutes (hence he support Reading, being all happy clappy) so would be a quick starter. I've gone with Kiel though, if there's one thing I've learnt it's never to side with a spacker.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

how long is this race?


100m?


i think kiel has more STAMINA, cos sally would get well bored

so in a SHORT RACE i reckon sally would win....in a LONG race kiel would win


THATS the final answer

 

[CHAPPERS]

100 year dash*










*spack

 

[watsongooal]

Sally would be Stronger

 

[Artois]

ROYAL SALLY supports Reading and we all know what an intimidating atmosphere they always produce, so I reckon the other fella would chicken it.

 

[Seagullible]

ROYAL SALLY supports Reading and we all know what an intimidating atmosphere they always produce, so I reckon the other fella would chicken it.

good shout

 

[JJ McClure]

Richard Kiel. The way he chased after Shooter Mcgaven when he stole Happy's jacket shows the big man has pace.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I saw Kiel as a neanderthal man frozen and then accidentally awoken in about 1960. I just looked it up and it's called Eegah. Well worth a view if you're looking to kill time or yourself or want to imagine Jaws batter a woman and lovingly rape her in his rocky wardrobe.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

It's GOT to be Sally, just look at the picture - proven track record at WINNING races.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Isn't Kiel dead? Or did I imagine that?

 

[Captain Pugwash]

has to be kiel, Shooter Mcgaven sprinted off like a wippet only to be cought be kiel.

sally is no match

 

[Trufflehound]

Isn't Kiel dead? Or did I imagine that?

Are you not thinking of Howard Keel, who would limp in a distant third having been pushing up the daisies for the last 2 years...?