who would play you in NSC- the movie?

[desprateseagull]

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Steve Irw............oh wait I'll have to go Hugh Jackman now.

 

[Race]

buster bloodvessel

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

buster bloodvessel

Is Fatty still singing?

I saw Bad Manners were playing at a Scooter function a few years back.

 

[Race]

yeah, he lives in hayes and has lost a shit load of weight. so you can see the comparisson

 

[smudge]

Dale Winton...apparently!

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

James Bond.

 

[JJ McClure]

I reckon I'd just be an extra, refered to as "Man in Bar". Just minding my own business in the background as the main event takes place. I think it would be a good cameo role for Rob Lowe.

 

[Buzzer]

I'd like to say Christopher Walken.

Not sure what others would say though

 

[bhaexpress]

Bruce Willis except I have too much hair.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Tom Cruise ( standing on a box and having eaten shed loads of pies obviously)

 

[Les Biehn]

Jimmy Crankie

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Difficult choice, if there was a union between the rock and the ginger one off Harry potter then maybe....

 

[British Bulldog]

I've been told i'm a dead ringer for Uncle Fester the morning after the night before!

 

[scooter1]

Minty from Eastenders

 

[Superphil]

Ian Kilminster

 

[Hampden Park]

Dale Winton...apparently!

nay DEFINATELY :safeway

 

[El Presidente]

Jimmy Crankie

If someone fancies Jimmy Crankie does it make them straight, gay or a paedo?

 

[Mr Banana]

 

[H block]

Scarlet Johanssen would play me.

Admitedly I have a little taller but apart from that ...........
spitting image.