Who watched Sex Footballers & Videotape last night?

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Can't believe they showed that spit roast while I was sitting in between my parents

And more disturbing, hearing Frank Lampard say he hadn't shot his load yet at the beginning during the "real" video.

 

[Blackadder]

I watched it.

That was the "real" video at the start was it? Must admit I wasn't too sure last night!

That Finchy certainly gets around! One week, he's a salesman for Wernham Hoggs, the next he's a top Prem footballer!

 

[captainmorganrum]

The 'finchy' character was mostly Lee Bowyer I thought, although most of them were conglomerated bits of a few players.

"Stick the bottle up her"
"no, no bottles"

Tasteful!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

The bottle bit was real as well.

"Suck my dick and I won't film"

 

[Don Tmatter]

Any of the Albion boys like that, Do you reckon?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Mayo and Hart

 

[Northstander]

Was the young one our Leon!!

I turned over half way through finding it annoying (as it was so real to life!!)

Unfortunately they are like that!! *allegedly*

 

[caz99]

i missed the first half hour obviously th best bit then

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Some girls are such sluts, trawling bars and clubs just looking to shag footballers. They're only humans like the rest of us.

 

[magoo]

At least their chairman is an Albion supporter!

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

I turned off as soon as I saw it was gonna be one of these jobs where they get actors in to play the parts. What a load of bollocks.

Plus the director was quoted in the Mail as saying that he believes its down to hip-hop music that this shit is going on.

Right. I'm sure thats why USA swimmer Michael Phelps listens to it (hip-hop) before he swims and wins his umpteenth medal of the games.

I hate these f***ing people. Oh look, somethings wrong. Lets blame it on hip-hop. f*** OFF.

 

[Fran Hagarty]

The agent was played by our own Ralph Brown!

 

[magoo]

The agent was played by our own Ralph Brown!

oh i thought he was the chairman.