CPFC2010's end of season awards must be a curious affair when you're a 1 man team. Is there really any point in any other player in the squad turning up at the end of season awards bash ?
"Fans Player of the season ? - Wifried Zaha!"
"Players player of the season ? - Wilfried Zaha!"
"Goal of the season ? - Wilfried Zaha!"
"Best individual performance ? - Wilfried Zaha!"
"Most improved player ? - Wilfried Zaha!"
"Most inspirational player ? - Wilfried Zaha!"
"Least likely to ever ever EVER dive cos everyone in the media and all the other fans just make it up and its just one big conspiracy yeah because he's never dived in his life or nothing so there....(then in tannoy speaker style to the room)... Wwwwiiiiilfried....?"