Jello Biafra
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- Aug 8, 2011
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I'd say Vicente, followed closely by me. I was sexually 'harrassed' (in the loosest sense of the term by a young 'lady' in the gents at the Leadmill in Sheffield, a few (not many) years ago and I have 2 independent witnesses who saw what a former sexual partner of mine wrote in her diary after a night with me, I won't be so vulgar as to recount the exact wording but the term 'and I can tell you, he had a really big one' was included in the diary entry for the (admittedly one) night we got it on. One of the witnesses (who was said female's housemate) was the girlfriend of my housemate and the nosy bint found the diary whilst in her housemate's room (I'm not complaining as I milked that story for several months afterwards).
I was also grabbed by 3 ladies of the night in Hong Kong as they attempted to drag me into their den of iniquity, whilst I was walking down the street one night. I didn't go in as I was starving and in desperate need of some chinky food and admittedly, they may have been keen to see the contents of my wallet more than anything else. If anyone feels they can state a more convincing case than mine as to why they should be awarded the title of "2nd sexiest man in the world", I'm all ears.
I'd say Vicente, followed closely by me. I was sexually 'harrassed' (in the loosest sense of the term by a young 'lady' in the gents at the Leadmill in Sheffield, a few (not many) years ago and I have 2 independent witnesses who saw what a former sexual partner of mine wrote in her diary after a night with me, I won't be so vulgar as to recount the exact wording but the term 'and I can tell you, he had a really big one' was included in the diary entry for the (admittedly one) night we got it on. One of the witnesses (who was said female's housemate) was the girlfriend of my housemate and the nosy bint found the diary whilst in her housemate's room (I'm not complaining as I milked that story for several months afterwards).
I was also grabbed by 3 ladies of the night in Hong Kong as they attempted to drag me into their den of iniquity, whilst I was walking down the street one night. I didn't go in as I was starving and in desperate need of some chinky food and admittedly, they may have been keen to see the contents of my wallet more than anything else. If anyone feels they can state a more convincing case than mine as to why they should be awarded the title of "2nd sexiest man in the world", I'm all ears.
