Who hasn't done the following Brighton things

[Deleted User X18H]

?

 

[surrey jim]

Not done any of them

 

[Ernest]

Norman Cook used to give me my 12" in Rounders in the 80's. Whaddya win

 

[Frutos]

Not done any of them.

 

[Beach Hut]

Sort of one, Jordan sat opposite me on the train home a few years back

 

[xenophon]

Once wasted £25 on a Norm Cook gig at the Brighton Dome, where if you wanted a beer you had to go out to the bar then queue for half an hour to get back into the hall, whilst being threatened by fat secuirty bastards weilding maglites like it was West Ham v Millwall. OK for the gurners at the front who never piss anyway, not a great experience for booze hounds like me.

Oh, and I locked shopping trolleys with his bird Ball in Waitrose many times. I now get Asda to deliver to the door.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Where's the option for "Last Thursday, I ate half a bun baked by Heather Mills"?

It was disgusting, by the way.

 

[Ernest]

Sort of one, Jordan sat opposite me on the train home a few years back

I hear you like sitting opposite FAMOUS people on trains

 

[bhaexpress]

Where's the option for, not had the misfortune to live near HB&B ?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Where's the option for Close Encounters Of The Chris Eubank Kind?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Where's the option for, not had the misfortune to live near HB&B ?

You couldn't afford it son

 

[xenophon]

Where's the option for Close Encounters Of The Chris Eubank Kind?

It would be easier to find someone from B & H who hasn't had an encounter with the Eubank

 

[Beach Hut]

I hear you like sitting opposite FAMOUS people on trains

Indeed I have been known to STALK them...................

 

[NMH]

Where's the option for "Last Thursday, I ate half a bun baked by Heather Mills"?

It was disgusting, by the way.

I heard that the service was shite, the food kak, and it's usually empty now.

 

[Daddies_Sauce]

Katie Price was our paper girl, does that count? (a lot 'smaller' in those days)

 

[skipper734]

I heard that the service was shite, the food kak, and it's usually empty now.

Where do the skunk smoking skate boarders go to eat when they get the munchies?

 

[Skaville]

I worked in Asda with Jordan's brother. Do I win a prize.

PS - he had MASSIVE tits.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I heard that the service was shite, the food kak, and it's usually empty now.

That will explain why they were giving the food away at the Argus awards, then.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

I heard that the service was shite, the food kak, and it's usually empty now.

The coffee is disgusting and you can't even take the edge off the taste with milk. However, when I went, there were plenty of pallid and hairy people tucking into what looked like bird food and cakes that looked like Zip firelighters, and getting most of it caught in their beards.

 

[1066gull]

Surprised 'done things with a man' aint up there