Which Desperate Housewife Would You Shag?

[GUNTER]

I don't know anything about this prog, only seen posters, pics.

However, I would shag the one on the far left and the one second from right.

All the rest could stay desperate.

 

[Wardy]

Think I could do the one in the middle, I have a thing for red heads.

 

[Hungry Joe]

All of them apart from the one on the far right who looks like The Phantom of the Opera in drag.

 

[CHAPPERS]

The one second from the right would get it ever so hard.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

No brainer. Er,.............all of them, surely?

 

[Easy 10]

The ginger looks like an ALIEN.

I'm with Gunter. Far left and second from the right. Then we could swap.

 

[Marc]

I'd have far left, far right (just to say I'd shagged Supermans bird) and 2nd from right too!

 

[Brixtaan]

Terry Hatcher first but the others wouldn't have to wait long

 

[Publius Ovidius]

the one on the right is no other than Lois lane...Terri Hatcher.

remember her from the Superman TV series on TV?

She was also in a james Bond film and is well fit ....although the photo is not that flattering at all

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Easy, I can guarantee although I have never met you, that you have shagged some far worse-looking swampdonkeys than that fine collection.

Listen to yourself, coming across all choosy. What are you, Mr Standards or something??!!

 

[Easy 10]

Easy, I can guarantee although I have never met you, that you have shagged some far worse-looking swampdonkeys than that fine collection.

Listen to yourself, coming across all choosy. What are you, Mr Standards or something??!!

Fair shout.
I am a great believer in the old saying "Any port in a storm". However, its always well worth having a few munters - makes you appreciate the quality gash all the more.

 

[Saint Lennard]

Think I could do the one in the middle, I have a thing for red heads.

Bit of a high forehead. Is she wearing a syrup?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Second from right without a doubt

 

[ShorehamGull]

2nd from right is my chose, worth a good banging

 

[Raphael Meade]

The one second from the right would get it ever so hard.

fo'sure.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Well I'd go for the one second from left as I don't want to go stirring another man's porridge.

 

[3gulls]

I don't know anything about this prog, only seen posters, pics.

However, I would shag the one on the far left and the one second from right.

All the rest could stay desperate.

What he said!

 

[Gazwag]

All at one time could be fun, but far left and second from right would be the two in view

 

[Safeway]

The one second from the right would get it ever so hard.

FACT.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Terri Hatcher