Where's MARTIN?

[Safeway]

Haven't seen the little scamp since before Christmas. Is he alright?

Come back Martin, we love you.

 

[fatboy]

Spoke to him earlier.

He sounded like he was being tortured by some Bulgarian soldiers.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

hes probably asleep

 

[Safeway]

hes probably asleep

Oh I get it. Eh? EH? Been wearing our Martin out have you LAURA?

EH?

 

[fatboy]

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

 

[Trigger]

I think i saw him in the Sportsman yesterday, or was i imagining that.

 

[Yorkie]

He was at the match yesterday wasn't he, BAG?

 

[Artois]

I've only just seen this thread.


I'm back now.

 

[Safeway]

Good work, Martin. I only told you about it on SUNDAY.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

so thats why he wasnt with me on sunday!!

 

[berkshire seagull]

Martin just needs a break from you lot

 

[NMH]

Funny, Tom Robinson had a song about him going missing last time.

Another one was "Stand up and sing if you're glad to be safeway"

 

[MRRF 10]

He should be moderating NSP

 

[NMH]

Tom Robinson could be on the brink of a career comeback with 'Safeway's Gone'.