Where the f*** is Ernest

[vulture]

well where the f*** is he

 

[algie]

Last spotted coming out of a bush in Ditchling common with another man doing his belt up

 

[vulture]

Last spotted coming out of a bush in Ditchling common with another man doing his belt up

I thought 1066 was a boy

 

[algie]

 

[Gwylan]

I think he's out dogging.

 

[Beach Hut]

Retired for the summer and recharging.

He will be back.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Where's the option for' tickets please, I can't chage that'

 

[Gwylan]

Where's the option for' tickets please, I can't chage that'

Is Ernest one of those bastards who wakes me up when I'm trying to kip?

 

[Uncle C]

Disappeared up his own arse

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Is Ernest one of those bastards who wakes me up when I'm trying to kip?

Yep a sort bing bong 'I will be walking the train to carry out a ticket inspection' or somtimes examination.....oh shit I don't think my tickets revised!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DannyBhoy]

REALLY COULDNT CARE LESS!!!!

BETTER OFF WITHOUT THE C*NT!!

 

[Woodchip]

Where's the "Who gives a toss, good riddance to bad rubbish!" option?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I think he is with the ladyboys of Bangkok, because everytime they leave Brighton Ernest just dissapears and doesn't come back till the season starts?

 

[vulture]

Any one spot the great man today?

 

[Beach Hut]

Any one spot the great man today?

He would never waste his time at a pre-season friendly

 

[DJ Leon]

I miss Ernest. But obviously only in the way you miss a persistent and irritating rash.

 

[bhaexpress]

Oh come off it, I haven't heard a Lardy Jocko remark all summer

 

[vulture]

At last
Ernest is Ckr (Pepsi Max) new agent and has got his player a dream move to Sheffield United.
Ernest has earnt a new 2 litre bottle of coke zero for his part in the deal and a framed signed picture from Mcghee

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

REALLY COULDNT CARE LESS!!!!

BETTER OFF WITHOUT THE C*NT!!

 

[vulture]

Have had a pm from the lord himself.Watch out Magoo the lord is back and for all your ars members that have turned he is out to get you.Lord we await your return