Where is gunter?

[readingstockport]

I would have thought he would have been all over the news about the cheeky girls.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

He is devastated. Spare him your thoughts at this difficult time.

 

[Man of Harveys]

His combination of a) a relentless obsession with the size of men's penises and b) his fervent homophobia led him to spontaneously combust in a massive pile of contradictions one day. Touch my bum. This is life.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

What news about the Cheeky Girls? Am abroad so know nothing but actually knew two of the Cheeky Girls' relatives from Timosaora.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

What news about the Cheeky Girls? Am abroad so know nothing but actually knew two of the Cheeky Girls' relatives from Timosaora.

Lembit Opik MP is boffing a cheeky girl. Surely Gunter can cope with the one that is left on the shelf?!

 

[cannedheat]

Lembit Opik MP is boffing a cheeky girl. Surely Gunter can cope with the one that is left on the shelf?!

Rumour has it he is not fussed which one turns up.

 

[Man of Harveys]

If that leaves MILFtastic weatherwoman Sian thingy on the shelf, I wouldn't mind going round and checking out her area of low pressure and warm front.

 

[bhafc99]

If that leaves MILFtastic weatherwoman Sian thingy on the shelf, I wouldn't mind going round and checking out her area of low pressure and warm front.

It does indeed. Sadly she didn't forecast her fiance moving slowly away during the day, followed by a spot of Transalyvanian bum touching over night.

 

[Gwylan]

If that leaves MILFtastic weatherwoman Sian thingy on the shelf, I wouldn't mind going round and checking out her area of low pressure and warm front.

I met her once at a Welsh rugby match: she was very nice but her make-up looked like it had been laid on with a trowel ...although that does tend to be the fashion in the valleys.