When the Dwaynster met the Partridge

[Beeneys gloves]

From the man himself

Steve Coogan:Not behind Falmer

As a wednesday regular at Chinawhites nightclub nr Picadilly I thought I could tie this opportunity in with Falmer campaigning. So I brought along a leaflet yesterday hoping to get a snap with a celeb...

anyways, early on in the night I notice Steve Coogan, and spark up a conversation, I explained the Falmer situation and asked if I could take a pic with him and the banner.....however...he turns schiz, blabbing on about how people try and bait him and set him up for the media and storms off!! a real bad sport...

Later in the night I saw him with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson (kissing butt) but didnt have the heart to ask either of these two as Coogan was with them...(Stiller is a legend on the dance floor BTW)

better luck next week, hopefully

 

[Biscuit]

Nasty nasty steve. BOOOOO

 

[bhaexpress]

Coogan suppposedly lives in Brighton so he should be well aware of the Falmer situation. Pehaps he should get his sad arse back to Manchester.

 

[Jambo Seagull]

maybe he just thought Dwayne was a wanker.

 

[fatbadger]

 

[Trigger]

maybe he just thought Dwayne was a wanker.

Probably.

 

[Yorkie]

All that says to me is that he didn't want to be bothered at that point and doesn't want his picture hawked around the press.

It doesn't state what his views on the Albion or Falmer are.

 

[y2dave]

It's probably bullshit anyway.

 

[Easy 10]

That reminds me, I forgot all about this email I received from Dwayne last week. Sorry, should have posted this ages ago:

Hi y'all.
Bozza has still got his periods over me and won't let me back in, so thought I'd just let yo peeps know how Da Dwaynsta is doing.
Jobs looking grrreat. Looks like I'm moving on up as the company FD has been poached, and I'm shortlisted to replace him. Corner suite office overlooking the Thames, mini-bar, London Eye just a glance to my left, innit. Should find out on Friday, but I'm pretty confident. Hope you're all proud I'm moving up in the world !

Got some new Pirelli alloys on my Range Rover. Imported direct from Maranello in Italy, £850 a piece but the ladeeez love it, so worth every penny. Had a great evening in Chinawhites last week. Picked up my good mate Jimmy Floyd H, and we boogied the night away with some celebs. Jodie Marsh asked for my number (again) so I had to turn her down (again), cos I've still got this thing going on with Kylie. Nice to know I've got backup if Kylie gets too clingy though. Anyway, must fly. My personal trainer is due any minute, and I need to get some 'roids in me so I can kick ass on the weightlifting.

Laters.

 

[Trigger]

That reminds me, I forgot all about this email I received from Dwayne last week. Sorry, should have posted this ages ago:

Hi y'all.
Bozza has still got his periods over me and won't let me back in, so thought I'd just let yo peeps know how Da Dwaynsta is doing.
Jobs looking grrreat. Looks like I'm moving on up as the company FD has been poached, and I'm shortlisted to replace him. Corner suite office overlooking the Thames, mini-bar, London Eye just a glance to my left, innit. Should find out on Friday, but I'm pretty confident. Hope you're all proud I'm moving up in the world !

Got some new Pirelli alloys on my Range Rover. Imported direct from Maranello in Italy, £850 a piece but the ladeeez love it, so worth every penny. Had a great evening in Chinawhites last week. Picked up my good mate Jimmy Floyd H, and we boogied the night away with some celebs. Jodie Marsh asked for my number (again) so I had to turn her down (again), cos I've still got this thing going on with Kylie. Nice to know I've got backup if Kylie gets too clingy though. Anyway, must fly. My personal trainer is due any minute, and I need to get some 'roids in me so I can kick ass on the weightlifting.

Laters.

 

[berkshire seagull]

That reminds me, I forgot all about this email I received from Dwayne last week. Sorry, should have posted this ages ago:

Hi y'all.
Bozza has still got his periods over me and won't let me back in, so thought I'd just let yo peeps know how Da Dwaynsta is doing.
Jobs looking grrreat. Looks like I'm moving on up as the company FD has been poached, and I'm shortlisted to replace him. Corner suite office overlooking the Thames, mini-bar, London Eye just a glance to my left, innit. Should find out on Friday, but I'm pretty confident. Hope you're all proud I'm moving up in the world !

Got some new Pirelli alloys on my Range Rover. Imported direct from Maranello in Italy, £850 a piece but the ladeeez love it, so worth every penny. Had a great evening in Chinawhites last week. Picked up my good mate Jimmy Floyd H, and we boogied the night away with some celebs. Jodie Marsh asked for my number (again) so I had to turn her down (again), cos I've still got this thing going on with Kylie. Nice to know I've got backup if Kylie gets too clingy though. Anyway, must fly. My personal trainer is due any minute, and I need to get some 'roids in me so I can kick ass on the weightlifting.

Laters.

christ dwayne you rearly are a fake of a bloke and what gets me is that you think you are a real hit with the ladys when quiet frankly all they do is laugh at you and take free drinks.
You keep pumping those muscles and talking shite as obviously you rearly believe birds love muscles don't ya,but i like your arrogance and thats about it you short ginger prince o and black.

 

[fatboy]

That reminds me, I forgot all about this email I received from Dwayne last week. Sorry, should have posted this ages ago:

Hi y'all.
Bozza has still got his periods over me and won't let me back in, so thought I'd just let yo peeps know how Da Dwaynsta is doing.
Jobs looking grrreat. Looks like I'm moving on up as the company FD has been poached, and I'm shortlisted to replace him. Corner suite office overlooking the Thames, mini-bar, London Eye just a glance to my left, innit. Should find out on Friday, but I'm pretty confident. Hope you're all proud I'm moving up in the world !

Got some new Pirelli alloys on my Range Rover. Imported direct from Maranello in Italy, £850 a piece but the ladeeez love it, so worth every penny. Had a great evening in Chinawhites last week. Picked up my good mate Jimmy Floyd H, and we boogied the night away with some celebs. Jodie Marsh asked for my number (again) so I had to turn her down (again), cos I've still got this thing going on with Kylie. Nice to know I've got backup if Kylie gets too clingy though. Anyway, must fly. My personal trainer is due any minute, and I need to get some 'roids in me so I can kick ass on the weightlifting.

Laters.

As always with your posts, it wasn't until halfway through that I realised it was a joke!

 

[alan partridge]

christ dwayne you rearly are a fake of a bloke and what gets me is that you think you are a real hit with the ladys when quiet frankly all they do is laugh at you and take free drinks.
You keep pumping those muscles and talking shite as obviously you rearly believe birds love muscles don't ya,but i like your arrogance and thats about it you short ginger prince o and black.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Yeah you got me,but to be honest that is dwayne all over and he knows all the celebs.

 

[bhaexpress]

Bloke is having a real nervous breakdown I'm sure. Either that or too much acid.

 

[Easy 10]

Have I gone too far ?
Don't want to be known as "the poster who cried wolf" - sometimes I don't make stuff up, honest.

 

[bhaexpress]

Easy, knowing you and knowing his Dwayneship we believe you.