What's your christmas name?

[Northstander]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/derby/fun_stuff/christmas/santas_little_helper_names.shtml


CUTIE BERRY.....

 

[Simon Morgan]

Smiley Berry-Toes

 

[Gully]

Lucky Berry-Fairy

How the hell did I get a double barrelled name?

 

[Marc]

Cuddly Floppy-Cracker



hmmmm so the way women will see it is:
I like Cuddling, although cant get it up but when I do I'm a CRACKER in bed

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Lucky Berry-Elf

and Crazy Cornish Gal's is....

Trumpy Horny-Elf

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Tumbleflump Horny-Bum

And that is god's honest truth.

 

[Gazwag]

Tumbleflump Berry-Bum

or worringly

Floppy Bum

if I use my NSC name

 

[fatfingers]

scrummy monster-bum

 

[Heffle Gull]

Frosty Monster-Sprout

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Sneezy Horny-Pie. Which is how I've always thought of myself, I guess. Almost.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Barry Big Bollocks

 

[Artois]

Lucky Brandy butter-Cracker

 

[captainmorganrum]

Using NSC name.....
Lucky Poodle-Helper

Using real name....
Lucky Horny-Tinsel

So I'm a dog-fiddler who likes to wrap tinsel round my bits I suppose

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Is it possible to get a vaguely straight name?

 

[Gazwag]

Dick Knight is Sneezy Floppy-Gnome

Crystal Place are Frosty Berry-Helper

John Madejski is Lucky Christmas-Fairy

Leon Knight is Lucky Floppy-Noodles

John Prescott is Lucky Floppy-Fairy

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Barry Big Bollocks

Are you sure

 

[Blackadder]

Lucky Bunny-Fairy :safeway2:

 

[CHAPPERS]

Are you sure

Aren't we making up our own?

 

[Easy 10]

Treacle Spunk-Bubble

I certainly wasn't expecting THAT.

 

[wehatepalace]

cutie dancing gnome