Whats on telly tonight?

[Tubby Mondays]

Does anybody know whats on telly tonight? I would look it up on teletext, but I cant reach the remote from where Im sitting (London) and I cant go and buy a newspaper from the newsagent across the road, because Im not allowed to cross on my own.

I would ask a colleague if I could look at theirs, but that would involve communicating in a way that doesnt involve a computer i.e verbally, and they would realise what a sad, inadequate speciman of a human being I am.

I know I should have thought of this before I made plans to watch telly tonight, but I was worried that all of you would then be in the dark about my plans and think that I did nothing other than sit at a keyboard typing absolute drivel.

P.S
Only interested in the hours between 1800 and 2300 and channels 1-3. Not channel 4 it might have boobs and bums on it.

Thank you in advance.

 

[Uncle Buck]

There must be a holiday show on for you.

 

[Willow]

A Syd Barrett documentary is on BBC2 at 11:20pm but I notice that is outside your available viewing hours. There is nothing else on, so I suggest you employ your time elsewhere. Go and shag the missus or something.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Try Digiguide.com

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

As I don't have electricity in my house (it's too dangerous) I can't help you.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Is that a programme where they show what countries are like and what there is to do in them and how much it costs to get there and the best airlines to use?

I dont beleive such programmes exist, hence why you have been unable to give a time or channel.

sensible replies please, not speculation.

 

[Uncle Buck]

As I don't have electricity in my house (it's too dangerous) I can't help you.

I just thought that electricity had just not reached Kent yet.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

I just thought that electricity had just not reached Kent yet.

What's that got to do with us Sussex Dwellers?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What's that got to do with us Sussex Dwellers?

Has the TV Star of a Laird paid for you to move counties....

 

[Tubby Mondays]

A Syd Barrett documentary is on BBC2 at 11:20pm but I notice that is outside your available viewing hours. There is nothing else on, so I suggest you employ your time elsewhere. Go and shag the missus or something.

I suppose I could tape the Syd Barrett thing. That will require a seperate thread, as I will need help on how to set it and I cant read the destructions in the dark, as it will be by 11.20pm.

If I had a missus to shag do you think I would be wittering on here!

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Try Digiguide.com

Thank you but I havent got internet access.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Simply go out in the rec tonight and make a hell of a commotion, and, hey presto, when Auntie Linda pokes her head out of her window and shouts "CAN YOU KEEP THE NOISE DOWN, I'M TRYING TO WATCH 'TOMORROW'S WORLD' HERE" you will know 1 of the what televisual delights are currently being broadcast.

Simply repeat the process in different areas of the rec until you can amass a complete listing !

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Simply go out in the rec tonight and make a hell of a commotion, and, hey presto, when Auntie Linda pokes her head out of her window and shouts "CAN YOU KEEP THE NOISE DOWN, I'M TRYING TO WATCH 'TOMORROW'S WORLD' HERE" you will know 1 of the televisual delights are currently being broadcast.

Simply repeat the process in different areas of the rec until you can amass a complete listing !

 

[Trigger]

Thursday night is Sugar Rush night.

 

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

Darts on Sky Sports.

 

[Lokki 7]

By repeating the same joke day after day, albeit in a well thought out and humorous way, are you not falling into the same NSC rut as the "has anyone been to," people you so clearly despise?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Every day? Still if you cant beat them...

 

[Arthur]

Has the TV Star of a Laird paid for you to move counties....

 

[Lokki 7]

Every day? Still if you cant beat them...

Welcome aboard.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Does anybody know whats on telly tonight?

I have a clock and picture of the kids on my telly if that helps? Oh and a PS2 Eye Toy thingy.