What other nations do you want us to sign players from?

[Jimmy Grimble]

I want our team to be FLOODED with foreign imports, so am now hoping for a German workhouse in midfield who is ridiculously efficient, a Dutch winger with BAGS of technical ability who cuts up full-backs but is a bit lazy, a Brazilian full-back who might as well be playing as an attacking left midfielder, a South Korean centre half who NEVER tires and is an absolute unit, a South African centre half who is FAT but amazing at headers and a little nippy Mexican striker who dives LOADS.

thank you please.

 

[pishhead]

I want a big f*** of African holding midfielder who is built like a brick shithouse who also has alleged ties with militia.

 

[pishhead]

And a ridiculously small goalkeeper who wants to dribble with the ball and take free kicks.

 

[blue and white army]

I want a no nonsense centre half, an absolute BRUTE of a man. Nationality preferably from either South America or Africa. Quite liked the look of Ghanian Jonathan, a bit hot headed and commits the odd rash challenge here and there but most importantly HE DOESN'T f*** ABOUT.

 

[pishhead]

And a silky Italian striker with a reputation as a lothario.

 

[vegster]

I want our team to be FLOODED with foreign imports, so am now hoping for a German workhouse in midfield who is ridiculously efficient, a Dutch winger with BAGS of technical ability who cuts up full-backs but is a bit lazy, a Brazilian full-back who might as well be playing as an attacking left midfielder, a South Korean centre half who NEVER tires and is an absolute unit, a South African centre half who is FAT but amazing at headers and a little nippy Mexican striker who dives LOADS.

thank you please.

hows this ?

 

[jordanseagull]

Err, English?

 

[brakespear]

Japan

 

[Jamie_Seagull]

Muchos Jugadores Espanoles por favor!

 

[pishhead]

A North Korean player dubbed the North Korean Roy Wegerle.

 

[Northstander]

San Fransico!

 

[Northstander]

Whoops thats a bit big (pardon the pun)

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

about 3 of the following

-south american goalkeeper
-hard as f*** uruguayan centre back
-an american with a name like DaCrawford Smith jrn. or Lopez Jackson or something
-mexican central midfield playmaker
-any african
-an asian from a country where he's a national HERO (thailand or something)
-as much spanish as possible
-SCANDINAVIAN
-eastern european hard man

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Err, English?

why on earth would we want to do that?!

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

And a ridiculously small goalkeeper who wants to dribble with the ball and take free kicks.

This one.

 

[Captain Haddock]

Also vital are:

a Russian midfield playmaker with long straight blond hair and an alice band,

an Eastern European CB from somewhere like Slovakia with a name containing virtually NO vowels

a tall African who runs awkwardly but has the uncanny knack of somehow keeping close control of the ball despite a highly questionable touch...maybe called Ademni Mohimbuku or some such flairtastics!

a token South Korean or Japanese midfielder...doesn't really matter what he does or if he can play at international level, so long as his presence sells millions of shirts to uber-kitsch giggly Asian teenage girls

a Spanish winger or three (maximum height 5ft2)

a South American called Rodrigo Noviega Dos Bravas or similar.

 

[BHAFC4EVER]

A German would be nice. They are born winners.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

And a ridiculously small goalkeeper who wants to dribble with the ball and take free kicks.

if keeper is small, lets go the whole way and make him a small goaly from an asian country in the Yoshi Kawaguchi mold

 

[Captain Haddock]

Yup. A midfield rock called Werner Schpielhoffer or Heinrich Wankelhammer, who has a ridiculously hard shot, perfect clipped English and never gets injured.

And finally, the jewel in the crown:

a Bolivian, Venezuelan or Paraguayan attacker (let's call him Marcelo Riaz) who has at least three of the following:

- red boots
- long hair (preferably with alice band)
- an inability to remain vertical within 5 yards of ANY other player, including his own team mates
- 3 girlfriends
- a preposterous party trick
eg. running fast with ball on forehead, a penchant for attempting overhead back-heeled volleys when an easy header is on, or some kind of knee-juggling arrangement followed by a flick.

 

[Juan Albion]

And a ridiculously small goalkeeper who wants to dribble with the ball and take free kicks.

How about an Australian one? I think Nick meets the bill. Saw him in Atlanta last week and he is an amazing guy. Give Brez a run for his money.

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