- Jul 7, 2003
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1. A freak earthquake causes a giant crater to appear in the middle of the field, scuppering all chances of building on it and creating a new national tourist attraction
2. Norman Baker does a secret deal to buy the land, to form a sanctuary for persecuted members of the tree-hugging community to live on
3. The US defence department requisition the field from the British Government in order to use it to launch missiles at Iran
4. David Attenborough announces he's moving into Falmer Way for three years to film a new series of Life On Earth
5. An unexpected bat-vehicle collision half a mile along the road to Woodingdean causes Ruth Kelly to reconsider the decision on environmental grounds
2. Norman Baker does a secret deal to buy the land, to form a sanctuary for persecuted members of the tree-hugging community to live on
3. The US defence department requisition the field from the British Government in order to use it to launch missiles at Iran
4. David Attenborough announces he's moving into Falmer Way for three years to film a new series of Life On Earth
5. An unexpected bat-vehicle collision half a mile along the road to Woodingdean causes Ruth Kelly to reconsider the decision on environmental grounds