What little pleasures in life make you feel good

[Uncle C]

OK lets try and keep this out of the gutter

I get great pleasure by putting all the contents of unsolicited mail in the reply paid envelope and posting it back.

How about you?

 

[Wozza]

Wanking.

 

[Skint Gull]

Brilliant! I never thought of that! Must try that with tommorow mornings post!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Defecating

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Fruity shower gel...

(current favourite is Tesco's pink grapefruit)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Going out for me Daily Mirror when I'm 'resting between contracts' at EXACTLY the same ungodly hour as I would leave the house when I'm working. Then going back to bed to read it

 

[Parson Henry]

Brilliant! I never thought of that! Must try that with tommorow mornings post!

If you were referring to Wozza's post then you do have some funny urges. I never get that turned on receiving the Gas bill.

 

[Lammy]

cooking. I LOVE it! Especially when you manage to create GENIUS out of the leftovers in your fridge!

Last two meals I had were;

Sirloin steak with;

The rest of a bag of spuds from our Xmas shop made into mash with sweetcorn and the last of a few spring onions. I also melted some left over Stilton on each steak!

Marvellous scences!

Last night was a Lamb Madras made from Sunday's Leg of lamb left overs.

GET IN!


Other than that you can't beat a good shit in my book.

 

[CHAPPERS]

A freshly ironed shirt.

 

[Uncle C]

Other than that you can't beat a good shit in my book.

Strange place to take a dump

 

[Easy 10]

Waking up and thinking you've got work, then remembering its Saturday and going back to sleep.

 

[Faldo]

Poos that require minmal wiping.

The piece of chicken from KFC that has practically NO bone in it (breast piece).

When driving, putting the clutch in and revving aggressively, thereby covering tailgaters with diesel smoke.

Each referred to as - 'The Money Shot'

 

[Faldo]

Strange place to take a dump

Must be a Ben Elton novel.

 

[Gwylan]

Other than that you can't beat a good shit in my book.

Don't try that in the library

 

[Albion Rob]

Stroking my kittens for the first time in the morning.

They like it, I like it - great way to start the day.

 

[Stinky Kat]

scoring a goal at 5 a side

 

[eastlondonseagull]

A nice strong cup of Yorkshire tea.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Stroking my kittens for the first time in the morning.

They like it, I like it - great way to start the day.

Absolutely

Rubbing the soft, warm bellies of my four.

 

[Gwylan]

Brecht wrote a poem about this that had things like snow, frost on the window, dogs, newspapers, comfortable shoes etc

He also had dialectic - the lovable old Marxist.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Stroking my kittens for the first time in the morning.

They like it, I like it - great way to start the day.

Never heard them called 'kittens' before