What keeps you awake at night?

[Giraffe]

For me at the moment it's worrying about whether I will get the seat I want at Falmer.

Oh and the rampant Mrs Giraffe of course.

 

[Frutos]

Insomnia

 

[rool]

One of the challenges of having ME/PVFS is that I can lay awake for four hours or more during the night.

I compensate by sleeping in the office at work

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

My erection

 

[ali jenkins]

If you lay awake at night worrying about what bloody seat your going to have at Falmer then youve got problems mate!

 

[The Truth]

Trying to quit weed.

 

[brighton_girl87]

My erection

Same

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Stimulants.

 

[The Truth]

If you lay awake at night worrying about what bloody seat your going to have at Falmer then youve got problems mate!

Why, are all the seats already gone?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

A fox being RAPED outside my window most nights. First time I hear it I thought it was a girl being attacked and I jumped up ready to release my friend PAIN.

My brother informs me the male has a BARBED penis which obviously adds to the SCREAMS

 

[little al]

Same

You should try mine. Guaranteed to send you to sleep

 

[Juan Albion]

You should try mine. Guaranteed to send you to sleep

Hence 'Little' Al.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

A fox being RAPED outside my window most nights. First time I hear it I thought it was a girl being attacked and I jumped up ready to release my friend PAIN.

My brother informs me the male has a BARBED penis which obviously adds to the SCREAMS

It's Vixens calling their cubs but yes, it's a horrible noise. The first time I ever heard it I too thought it was a woman being attacked and jumped out of bed and ran into the street in my boxers






...to join in

 

[jordanseagull]

I sometimes get really HOT in bed.

No pun intended

 

[dolphin123]

Trying to quit weed.

f***ing hard that.

 

[dougdeep]

Passing traffic rocking the cab.

 

[Chesney Christ]

At least once a week I sit up and worry about having to one day do a best man's speech. I'm not even joking. The thought absolutely TERRIFIES me.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Mr & Mrs Giraffe when he 's not worrying about his seat

 

[Mr deez]

At the weekend, mostly drugs. And my devastating levels of self doubt. Pretty certain theres no correlation there.

 

[Giraffe]

If you lay awake at night worrying about what bloody seat your going to have at Falmer then youve got problems mate!

Or perhaps if that is ALL I have to worry about I don't have any real problems

Why, are all the seats already gone?

Yep nicked by the prawn sandwich brigade

A fox being RAPED outside my window most nights. First time I hear it I thought it was a girl being attacked and I jumped up ready to release my friend PAIN.

My brother informs me the male has a BARBED penis which obviously adds to the SCREAMS

Foxes are a nightmare for screaming like a girl. One of them tried to get our guinea pigs during the iceworld which led to me running outside naked and losing my cock for a week.

Mr & Mrs Giraffe when he 's not worrying about his seat

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