What is Josef Fritzl reading?

[Man of Harveys]

Old Palace matchday programmes? DIY catalogues? Geneology magazines? NSC, your suggestions please...

 

[Taybha]

What to do if surrounded by bert kwok and dirty den?

 

[magoo]

the small print obviously.

 

[sam86]

WHAT is the guy on his right looking at ...

 

[Austrian Gull]

Escape plans to dig his way out of prison?

 

[Pavilionaire]

"How I Was The Most Unpopular Austrian Until You Came Along" by A. Hitler.

 

[alan partridge]

"How I Was The Most Unpopular Austrian Until You Came Along" by A. Hitler.

Verrgood

 

[Austrian Gull]

"How I Was The Most Unpopular Austrian Until You Came Along" by A. Hitler.

Shhh, most people back home still think Hitler was German. Don't tell anyone...

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

"contrary to popular belief- you're not supposed to do rapes and that"
-john leslie

 

[Barry Izbak]

How do we know it's old Herr Fritzel?

I hope it might be Bellotti in disguise

 

[Chester Drawers]

Is it a Peedo File?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Very good Chester!

It's a shame this isn't a caption competition:

<Fritzl - staring at spine of file> "I vonder if my villy vil fit in zis hole?"...

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

 

[Winker]

"The West-Country Guide to Good Parenting"

 

[Stat Brother]

Escape plans to dig his way out of prison?

It will be the only 'tunnel' that doesn't have an exit.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"From Anschluss to Arsemess: Uniting the Fuhrer's Family" by A. Hitler.

 

[Smythe]

At least his daughter Elizabeth managed to have a good cooked breakfast before the court case.....although someone should have told her she still had daddies sauce round her mouth and down her top!! what? eh??

 

[Silent Bob]

For Crying Out Loud: The World According to Clarkson by Jeremy Clarkson.

 

[Barry Izbak]

Is it a Peedo File?

 

[Man of Harveys]