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What is it that you like/love about your girlfriend/wife????
- Thread starter Tricky001
- Start date
I'm away for most of the year, so I miss everything about her. Absence does make the heart grow fonder
(But I'm home for good next month! So, she'll have to move the little telly into the bedroom if she wants to watch that Eastenders/Corrie/reality TV shee-ite when the football/news/history channel/discovery is on the big telly)
(But I'm home for good next month! So, she'll have to move the little telly into the bedroom if she wants to watch that Eastenders/Corrie/reality TV shee-ite when the football/news/history channel/discovery is on the big telly)
scooter1
How soon is now?
She makes me laugh like a drain, we can go to the pub together and talk bollocks for hours, and she's the mother of my child. There are others, but those 3 will do
Johnny Crumplin Football
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Cue pages and pages of Tuesday smut and filfth. 
acrossthepond
Active member
She's got killer pins and a great arse...
The French Mistress
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- Jun 24, 2007
- 1,279
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Check this out
Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About
Best website EVER about a scatty girlfriend. This guy has me in bits.
"Arguments. There are many arguments we have over arguments. 'Who started argument x', for example, is a old favourite that has not had its vigour dimmed by age nor its edge blunted through use. Another dependable companion is, 'I'm not arguing, I'm just talking - you're arguing,' along with its more stage-struck (in the sense that it relishes an audience - parties, visiting relatives, Parent's Evenings at school, in shops, etc.) sibling, 'Right, so we're going to get into this argument here are we?' An especially frequent argument argument, however, is the result of Margret NOT STICKING TO THE DAMN ARGUMENT, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. Margret jack-knifes from argument to argument, jigs direction randomly and erratically like a shoal of Argument Fish being followed by a Truth Shark. It's fearsomely difficult to land a blow because by the time you've let fly with the logic she's not there anymore. A row about vacuuming gets shifted to the cost of a computer upgrade, from there to who got up early with the kids most this week and then to the greater interest rates of German banks via the noisome sexual keenness of some former girlfriend, those-are-hair-scissors-don't-use-them-for-paper and, 'When was the last time you bought me flowers?' all in the space of about seven exchanges. 'Arrrrrrgggh! What are we arguing about? Can you just decide what it is and stick to it?'
Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About
Best website EVER about a scatty girlfriend. This guy has me in bits.
"Arguments. There are many arguments we have over arguments. 'Who started argument x', for example, is a old favourite that has not had its vigour dimmed by age nor its edge blunted through use. Another dependable companion is, 'I'm not arguing, I'm just talking - you're arguing,' along with its more stage-struck (in the sense that it relishes an audience - parties, visiting relatives, Parent's Evenings at school, in shops, etc.) sibling, 'Right, so we're going to get into this argument here are we?' An especially frequent argument argument, however, is the result of Margret NOT STICKING TO THE DAMN ARGUMENT, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. Margret jack-knifes from argument to argument, jigs direction randomly and erratically like a shoal of Argument Fish being followed by a Truth Shark. It's fearsomely difficult to land a blow because by the time you've let fly with the logic she's not there anymore. A row about vacuuming gets shifted to the cost of a computer upgrade, from there to who got up early with the kids most this week and then to the greater interest rates of German banks via the noisome sexual keenness of some former girlfriend, those-are-hair-scissors-don't-use-them-for-paper and, 'When was the last time you bought me flowers?' all in the space of about seven exchanges. 'Arrrrrrgggh! What are we arguing about? Can you just decide what it is and stick to it?'
NMH
Banned
Only a couple of lines, but ....I reckon that review will be hard to better
scooter1
How soon is now?
What.............other children or wives
Wives..................naturally
puts up with my immaturity, depression, flaws and indiscretions and loves me unequivically and unconditionally. I'm very lucky.
coventrygull
the right one
She is a right filthy whore between the sheets 
SULLY COULDNT SHOOT
Loyal2Family+Albion!
We're not talking today as she couldnt find the car keys this morning and is sure they are in my pocket... which they are not.
But.... there are just so many things that I'd be here all day...... I suppose most of all I love my wife because she is 100% committed to doing the best for us and making us th ebets we can be ... despite our obvious faults
But.... there are just so many things that I'd be here all day...... I suppose most of all I love my wife because she is 100% committed to doing the best for us and making us th ebets we can be ... despite our obvious faults
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Banned
Her discharge makes great sandwich spread 
The Grockle
Formally Croydon Seagull
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You are one sick fucker but you're right it does.
Father Jack
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- Aug 21, 2005
- 1,708
she's funny, puts up with my immaturity and has an infectious personality. Love her to bits.
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Absolutely f*** all, cant wait for the divorce to be finalised.
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Banned
Yours has crunchy bits too?
Taybha
Whalewhine
her integrity