What have you done in the last five minutes?

[Dez]

I've just eaten a pack of Tesco's, reduced fat, ready salted crisps. They are surprisingly tastey.

 

[Thimble Keegan]

I have been reading posts on here and trying to work out what planet some of these people have beamed down from.

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA

 

[MRRF 10]

i have just had artois take over the mod duties on nsp, when i wanted too.

Artois you slice

 

[Easy 10]

I am playing Tiger Woods, with half an eye on here and half an eye on the Pompey match. Considering I've only got 1 full eye on the golf, I'm doing surpisingly well.

 

[elbowpatches]

just finished some diy then thought about doing some marking, which won't happen

 

[Kenhead]

just sent a text message then read this post

 

[BrightonBird]

Picked up the phone to have someone moan at me, at the moment I am on hold with the bloody BA tune!

 

[Barnet Seagull]

On hold to Colt Telecom. phones have gone to shit.

 

[berkshire seagull]

I have been reading on here obviously and wondering how so many people are so easy to wind up.

 

[Dez]

I have been reading on here obviously and wondering how so many people are so easy to wind up.

What did you f***ing say?!

 

[berkshire seagull]

What did you f***ing say?!

I said did you wanna suck my hairy balls

 

[bhaexpress]

Bit yucky for some but I have been rubbing medicated lubricant into my two new tats.

 

[Titanic]

New tits ? silcone or saline ??

 

[bhaexpress]

Er, Tats as in Tattoos. Tits are for the birds.

 

[Titanic]