What do you do?

[On the Left Wing]

Okay guys we have a load of navel gazing stuff in the past 10 days like first name, middle name, school etc etc
So what is your occupation ... when you're not skiving on NSC?

I'll start: a writer

 

[fatboy]

I drink and sleep at the tax payers expense.

 

[Hiney]

Mortgage Broker

 

[Lammy]

Software Engineer

 

[Raphael Meade]

i'm an upmarket highly sought after photographer.

my rates are obviously outrageous.

ave it...

 

[Simster]

IT Contractor.

A poor man's dwayne if you will.

 

[Curious Orange]

Software Tester. I'm sat around being bored waiting for a new build as we write!!

 

[Faldo]

Corporate banking - or getting drunk and spouting drivel as I like to call it...

 

[Easy 10]

Tree surgeon.


No, not really. But what a f***ing pretencious job title for a glorified lumberjack with pruners.

 

[Curious Orange]

Tree surgeon.


No, not really. But what a f***ing pretencious job title for a glorified lumberjack with pruners.

... which is why I didn't put down Software Test Engineer!!!

 

[alan partridge]

IT Contractor.

A poor man's dwayne if you will.

i dream of being a poor man's dwayne. just think of the money, the cars, the buttons, the wav files...

 

[Simster]

Tree surgeon.


No, not really. But what a f***ing pretencious job title for a glorified lumberjack with pruners.

Didn't I see you this morning looking like a gimp marching up the train, complete with silly hat and a badge displaying "Connex Revenue Protection" ?

 

[Braders]

trolley collector

 

[ditchy]

Bond broker

 

[Bozza]

Business Consultant. I'm not sure if they are supposed to consult me or I am supposed to consult them - it's currently an uneasy standoff.

 

[Simster]

Bond broker

Do you deal with any asset managers at Goldman Sachs?

 

[Curious Orange]

Business Consultant. I'm not sure if they are supposed to consult me or I am supposed to consult them - it's currently an uneasy standoff.

Ah, so you're one of those blokes who gets paid to state the bleedin' obvious!!!

(Good work if you can get it)

 

[Marc]

It Assistant

I sit at my desk and post on various messageboards all day, occasionally fixing stuff and making stuff and doing other stuff...but I want out as its crap pay!

 

[On the Left Wing]

Most of us have desk jobs which I suppose is to be expected ... except Braders ... must have a portable on his trolley ... that or he's fecking fast!

 

[seagull over sevenoaks]

IT Account Director - or sales bitch if you prefer