What do you do ?

[John Dorian]

Good afternoon gents and gentresses...and you HB&B !!

I am going to pose an important question which I believe feel that at 12pm on a grey Thursday afternoon needs answering by the fine people of NSC. Hopefully more guys will answer this question rather than the ladies of this thread, otherwise there will be many a question asked about the after work activities of the female kind on this board...




What is your reaction to a FANNY-FART ?

Lets cut to the chase, you are politely providing a young lady (old if MENDOZA ) with a slab of your meat when an awkward noise is made...a couple of times this has happened with me, and I can remember one time, the fine young lady BLAMED me, for pushing too much AIR up there...and I thought I was pushing SOMETHING else up there...however, the noise was funny, I sniggered...as you do, and it was kind of like a "passion killer"...

Or do you just IGNORE and continue the PLUNDER ?

Your thoughts please...

 

[Hiney]

If your cock is so SMALL that it lets a load of AIR into her lady garden, then I put it to you that the problem is YOURS

Does that help?

 

[John Dorian]

Not REALLY Hiney... No problems on the old boy situation !! AND anyway...its NOT really a PROBLEM that can BE ALTERED easily eh ?


HOWEVER, I've often wondered how to make a THREAD a blinding SUCCESS rather than it dwindling and then disappearing into the NETHER regions of NSC HISTORY.


My findings are that I think that a few POSTS from a few CERTAIN people on this BOARD, make a thread SUCCESSFUL... lets hope it takes off..

 

[Trigger]

A Thread FULL Of POCKET ROCKETS?

 

[John Dorian]

Indeed Trigger.

 

[Chicken Run]

My findings are that I think that a few POSTS from a few CERTAIN people on this BOARD, make a thread SUCCESSFUL... lets hope it takes off..[/QUOTE]
Just looked the above up in my reverse dictionary, and it says "Attention Seeker"

 

[Mendoza]

why OLD ladies pour moi

 

[John Dorian]

Just looked the above up in my reverse dictionary, and it says "Attention Seeker"

Yes, Thats Right...LOOK AT ME !!!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I think you need to buy a better blow up doll John.

Have you got a warranty or anything? Sounds like she might have a leak somewhere.

 

[Seagullible]

hmmm, wonder what a fanny fart smells like?

 

[John Dorian]

why OLD ladies pour moi

I'm sorry Brett, it was a bit of UNWARRANTED banter against a DEFENSELESS hero !!

 

[skipper734]

Usually find that air leaking past a seal, means a new seal. Perished, split?

 

[John Dorian]

I think you need to buy a better blow up doll John.

Have you got a warranty or anything? Sounds like she might have a leak somewhere.

$4.99 in a MOTEL danny...so Alas, no warranty. Can I borrow yours for now until pay day ?

 

[Mendoza]

I'm sorry Brett, it was a bit of UNWARRANTED banter against a DEFENSELESS hero !!

There is nowt wrong with a MILF

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

You can, but bear in mind she's well past her emptying-out day.

 

[John Dorian]

You can, but bear in mind she's well past her emptying-out day.

I'm NOT fussy

 

[CHAPPERS]

Fanny farts are funny but girls do NOT like laughing at them, I've found. I carry on with the job in hand trying not to snigger, this is normally accomplished by trying to make an extreme sex face and squeezing the birds shoulder, which they usuallly react kindly to. It has only even happened when the bird has been on TOP with me FYI. It normally takes about 5 seconds to get over the hilarity of said growler grunt.

 

[Trigger]

There is nowt wrong with a MILF

There is nowt wrong with a GILF

 

[strings]

If you do a really big fart yourself, it will divert attention from her own embarrassment. She will thank you for it.

 

[seagull_special]

Usually find that air leaking past a seal, means a new seal. Perished, split?

Leave the wild life alone you prevert or i'll phone David Attenborough