What do you do when there's no football ?

[banjo]

When there's no football on a Saturday what do you do to amuse yourself ?

 

[Snarkey5]

masturbate furiously

 

[clippedgull]

masturbate furiously

This. Sometimes.

 

[Butch Willykins]

This Saturday I shall be going on a Pub Crawl thinly disguised as a Country Walk around the Lamberhurst / Bewl Water area.

 

[banjo]

When there's no football on a Saturday what do you do to amuse yourself ?

So that's the first 30 seconds of you're saturday sorted.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

get on with writing a 1000 word essay/answer to a question about The Myth of Medusa for my first tutor marked assessment of 6.

 

[Questions]

masturbate furiously

And when there IS football ?

 

[Randsta]

Watch Soccer Saturday of course

 

[Deleted member 18477]

f***ing international break!

Good opportunity for me to get some housework done!

Wash the car.

Go for a run or down gym.

Get dragged shopping.

Get the boys over for a FIFA sesh.

Start early down the pub.

There's always something to do.

 

[Peever]

Ill be working so not so bothered to be fair. But if it was a weekend I had off.....browse forums for hours on end hoping for a laugh...or 2

 

[Return of the Rev]

I dress up as a brain mole and dig for hitlers brain

 

[catfish]

And when there IS football ?

Masturbate slowly.

 

[Questions]

Masturbate slowly.

Yeah but you're just lazy.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I would post on NSC and talk bollocks like normal

 

[robbie c]

watch bet365.com - free streaming of sparta prague as we speak;

 

[brightonmark1234]

go watch some local football

 

[StonehamPark]

Put Fifa on, set match to 40 minutes and switch control options to computer Vs computer and pretend.

 

[kevtherev]

This Saturday I shall be going on a Pub Crawl thinly disguised as a Country Walk around the Lamberhurst / Bewl Water area.

Hope you got good walking boots and don't plan on getting to pissed. Loads of pubs have shut down over the years, unless you fancy walking miles from pub to pub, even then you won't see much of the water!!

 

[bassking]

normaly play snooker,or find something to do to the house, or garden (weather permitting) of course.

 

[Snarkey5]

And when there IS football ?

brutal scenes