What did your last text say!!!!

[southern_sid]

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (in my best marge simpson voice)


next

 

[Beach Hut]

Your a ****

 

[Braders]

"watchin u later"

not very interesting I admit.

 

[southern_sid]

"watchin u later"

not very interesting I admit.

depends what 'she' is watching you do later.

 

[lucky007]

Sky

(My daughter asking who is showing the game tonight)

 

[otk]

The only txts I seem to get these days say, 'Your top-up has been successful, your balance is now......'

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Message from SWINGERS UK: THANKYOU FOR SUBCRIBING TO LOCAL DOGGING ALERTS - WHERE FUN AND FROLICS ARE JUST A PUSH OF A BUTTON AWAY. TO UNSUBSCRIBE REPLY WITH "STOP".

 

[El Presidente]

"Sid's just gone out, fancy a scuttle?"

 

[Seagulls4life]

"Don't blame you xx"

 

[ees complicated no?]

Have a good time tonight babe, please dont ring me up at work again if your drunk.

 

[southern_sid]

"Sid's just gone out, fancy a scuttle?"

Good one that.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Won't share the whole text, but it was actually a friend offering to donate me a kidney. Now there's something you weren't epecting on this thread.

 

[The Large One]

Your a ****

Sent by one of your kids?

 

[Nathan]

No

(not one for long texts)

 

[spongy]

Mine is.....

"Ha ha, I'm still farting! And soooooo very tired"

I love my missus. Don't know why.

 

[beardy gull]

"No no. Remember we didn't win the league last year cos we had to play 10 games in 3hrs"

 

[otk]

Mine is.....

"Ha ha, I'm still farting! And soooooo very tired"

I love my missus. Don't know why.

As do a few of the boys down the Nag's Head

 

[bobby smith]

Port Hollow will WIN the 8:20 @ Kempton "nite

 

[Franks Wild Years]

You need to take the details I emailed to pick the tickets up. Have a good one. SEAGULLS !!

 

[The Camel]

Schalke v Bayern Munich. Bayern Munich to receive most yellow cards. 5-2 bwin. Stake 0.5pt

I subscribe to a football betting tipster.

He's actually really good.