What about a NSC nude calendar ?

[oapdodge]

I could show my bits behind a wheelchair.Gut hanging over the handles.Nice one for January who wants Feb ?

 

[Braders]

i'll claim october

me naked behind a pumpkins enough to scare anyone

 

[Beach Hut]

I'll do it - it would be so cold I'd need no protection

 

[Dawsey]

I'll have April. An Easter egg can cover the necessary

 

[Beach Hut]

I'll nominate Ernest for December and willingly ram a bit of holly in his private parts

 

[sams dad]

Can I be December?With a long Father Christmas stylee beard to protect my modesty?

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I'd buy a Daft Bints calendar.

 

[mrhairy]

Can't Kev the Ape be the April fool.

 

[The Large One]

I'll be May, June AND July.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

I'll be whatever month Marrows are harvested.



FG will be June when the fishing season starts - plenty of Maggots around.

 

[oapdodge]

Roz behind a camera or 2 or 3 ?
Lord B hiding behind a beard ?
Liz behind a coach ?

 

[timbha]

now who would be behind a bus or two?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

ill do it with danny covering my bits with his mouth

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Lord B hiding behind a beard ?

Sorry. It's not that long.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

The beard, I mean.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

you always put your self down baby, it is that long

 

[Ernest]

I'll do it - it would be so cold I'd need no protection

Yes and I would wave my 14" chopper out for May

 

[Ernest]

I'll nominate Ernest for December and willingly ram a bit of holly in his private parts

I'll put miseltoe on my knob

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

get behind me people i want first kiss

 

[Ernest]

£1 a kiss and all proceeds to Alive and Kicking, we'd raise £2million by Boxing Day