what a tragic death ....

[Louisjpbacon]

did you hear about the fruit farmer that committed suicide last night........ police think he lost his zest for life

:getscoat:

 

[Hiney]

Now that's taking the PITH

*grabscoatfromLouis*

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Pipped me to it Hiney.


*putsonearmincoatashineysalreadyhalfin*

 

[bhaexpress]

At least he didn't get lemon AIDS.

 

[nail-Z]

I'm shocked to the CORE!

 

[Hiney]

Sherlock Holmes commenting on the mysterious case of the fruit flying through the window:

"It's a Lemon Entry my dear Watson"

*grabscoatbackoffFWY*

 

[Franks Wild Years]

How do we know that Holmes and Watson used Lemon Curd as a lubricant during sex (in between smoking opium ,playing the fiddle and solving crimes) ?

Lemonentry my dear Watson.

*arrivedwearingcoatthistime*

 

[Chopper West]

This is not an aPEELing thread about fruit related death

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

This is not an aPEELing thread about fruit related death

I don't think it's ripe to joke about this.

 

[Wardy]

This thread does not aPEEL to me.

 

[Woodchip]

Was it a very JUICY suicide with blood and gore?

 

[Northstander]

this is being taken a "trifle" too far now

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Obviously his life was far from PEARfect.

 

[brighton2win]

obviously he just didn't enjoy life anymore..















what?

 

[Woodchip]

obviously he just didn't enjoy life anymore..

what?

:thud:

 

[Louisjpbacon]

What have an apple and an orange got in common?

Neither of them can drive a tractor!

 

[Trufflehound]

did you hear about the fruit farmer that committed suicide last night........

Maybe the man from Del Monte - he say no.

 

[Ding Dong !]

Bet his Mrs went (gr) ape !!

 

[Louisjpbacon]

Bet his Mrs went (gr) ape !!

 

[bhafc99]

That's very sad. I might go to the funeral. Do you know when they plan to berry him?