We needed a SYMBOL of HOPE for the future and we've GOT ONE

[Hiney]

Ladies and Gentlemen, a club seeking a win after a bad run needs a SYMBOL of REJUVENATION, a BEACON of HOPE for the future, something that we look to and say "That is why this club is GREAT".

We need a token of the re-birth of our GREAT Football Club, we need a TALISMAN, an ICON for the FUTURE of this club.

We have been seeking such a thing for a long time and the search, of almost HOLY-GRAIL like proportions, has taken a long, long time my friends.

At last, a ray of hope, a shining light at the end of a dark, dark TUNNEL.

In the grimy depths of East London on Tuesday night, a dream was born. A dream that is destined to become one of the great WATERSHEDS in this club's history.

Such a symbol of hope surfaced and like many such things, was initially the subject of ridicule and derision. Luckily my people, we can RISE ABOVE such things.

STAND up and REJOICE in the new SYMBOL of the Future!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I URGE you to follow my lead and make this thing a cornerstone of your entire LIFE.

Forget Ernest's ARS, forget The Complete Badger's slightly unhealthy devotion to Dutch goalkeepers, push to one side the childish ramblings of the Hastings Mentalist, cast off the shame of following Uncle Speilberg's betting tips.

Disciples, follow the NEW ORDER.


























Yes people, it's HINEY'S MANBAG

2 WINS in a ROW

You KNOW it makes sense

 

[The Large One]

Gayer.

 

[B.M.F]

So is this going to be your slogan Hiney

 

[Hiney]

Hineys Old Manbag Organisation needs you

Become a HOMO today

 

[Hiney]

Manbags are cool. I salute you, Hiney, although before I place my order I would like to check if they are available with a cross-stitch imitation of Michel Kuipers' face on?

Only Wayne Henderson ones at the moment - sorry

 

[B.M.F]

Manbags are cool. I salute you, Hiney, although before I place my order I would like to check if they are available with a cross-stitch imitation of Michel Kuipers' face on?

I thought he had already put his face against your manbags mate

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Good man, and to think you were threatening to ditch it yesterday.

I TOLD you it was lucky

 

[Hiney]

Good man, and to think you were threatening to ditch it yesterday.

I TOLD you it was lucky

Indeed Edna, it was your comment that SOWED a SEED in my mind.

I could now no sooner ditch the manbag than come to terms with the fact that M Khan ISN'T bent

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Seeing as us manbag enthusiasts are being brave and coming out. I can confirm that I do indeed have a manbag.

I am out, Hiney and it feels good.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Indeed Edna, it was your comment that SOWED a SEED in my mind.

I could now no sooner ditch the manbag than come to terms with the fact that M Khan ISN'T bent

The bag stays. Until we lose, anyway. And even then, give it another go, just for luck.




"You see that, hunched, old, smelly woman, shuffling around town, hoarding used carrier bags in her shopping trolley and feeding pigeons with items she's found in the bin? That's your mum, that is"

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

See that Eddie "the Eagle" Edwards? That's you that is, that's you at your most handsome.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"You see that Tango coloured, greasy, Just-For-Men-haired sleazeball, running that dodgy old football club up the road and getting all moody and bitter because he lost at home to Birmingham? That's you, that is, that's your best hair that you got cut for your birthday"

 

[Hiney]

I saw your MUM last week, coming out of the VD Clinic



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUR-WIzJYpU

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I've got two man-bags and I'm talking bollocks here.


Did you see what I did there?

 

[Drumstick]

Can I have your signature?

 

[Hiney]

Can I have your signature?

 

[Hiney]

Now THREE wins in a row, inspired by the AWESOME properties of the MANBAG

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

you see that julian clarey



thats your best mate that is

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Hineys Old Manbag Organisation needs you

Become a HOMO today

Nicely accessorised with the PINK floor :safeway: