"We love our DICK" - would you wear one?

[Wozza]

Copied from the Ask The Club forum...

How about producing a line of cheeky T-shirts as a retort to the tiresome homophobia we face at football matches?

ie

"You're too UGLY to be gay"

"In love with ELEVEN men"

"We love our DICK"

All profits to A&K fund, of course. I'm sure the T-shirts would get widespread national press coverage.

PS The latter was used as a slogan by Dutch fans at Euro 2004, as shown here:

 

[Man of Harveys]

Brilliant idea. I'd imagine most existing Brighton fans would love them and - if they're made well enough - some of the weighty spending power of the pink pound would find its way to the A+K. Perfect.

 

[bhafc4eva]

I would rather f***ing die than wear one of those queer shirts! Its an embarresment all these queer songs being sung, isnt it easier to ignore the home fans and they will soon get bored. I reckon the players cringe when they hear half of the pathetic songs some of you morons make up.

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

Superb idea

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I would DEFINITELY get a "You're too ugly to be gay" t-shirt.

 

[Wozza]

I would rather f***ing die than wear one of those queer shirts! Its an embarresment all these queer songs being sung, isnt it easier to ignore the home fans and they will soon get bored. I reckon the players cringe when they hear half of the pathetic songs some of you morons make up.

Maybe a seperate range for you then? ie "I'm a REAL man, me"

 

[perth seagull]

I would rather f***ing die than wear one of those queer shirts! Its an embarresment all these queer songs being sung, isnt it easier to ignore the home fans and they will soon get bored. I reckon the players cringe when they hear half of the pathetic songs some of you morons make up.

I agree, I don't have the confidence like some of these people here to walk around the streets wearing a shirt that implies that I'm queer or effeminate.

 

[Caveman]

I like to go for a few beers before the game and if you did happen to stagger into the wrong pub .... I.e. The Blue Oyster.


So I say no!

 

[Wozza]

I like to go for a few beers before the game and if you did happen to stagger into the wrong pub .... I.e. The Blue Oyster....

... the patrons might think, 'Hey, there's one of those intelligent and witty Albion fans I've heard about'.

 

[Bluejuice]

I think it's a smashing idea.

Reckon I'd wear one of them shirts about in the right situation.

Probably wouldn't wander round downtown Croydon in one though. In fact, I don't want to wander round downtown Croydon.

 

[Caveman]

... the patrons might think, 'Hey, there's one of those intelligent and witty Albion fans I've heard about'.

...Or they might think he's a rather good looking fella I might touch his bum.

 

[Man of Harveys]

... the patrons might think, 'Hey, there's one of those intelligent and witty Albion fans I've heard about'.

No, sadly, every time a man mistakenly wanders into a bar with some gay people in it, they get forcibly buttrammed every time. Everyone knows that.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Quite frankly I'd rather stop reading the Daily Mail than buy one of those T-shirts.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'd wear one

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I may not be completely in touch with my feminine side - but I wouldn't wear one of those t-shirts. But I don't think I am one of the target audience.

 

[Brightonfan1983]

Quite frankly I'd rather stop reading the Daily Mail than buy one of those T-shirts.

Quite frankly I'd rather stop wearing my all-in-one Burberry outfit than buy one of those T-shirts.

 

[Richard Whiteley]

I would rather f***ing die than wear one of those queer shirts! Its an embarresment all these queer songs being sung, isnt it easier to ignore the home fans and they will soon get bored. I reckon the players cringe when they hear half of the pathetic songs some of you morons make up.

you are such a closet homo it's untrue

 

[Brovion]

I may not be completely in touch with my feminine side - but I wouldn't wear one of those t-shirts. But I don't think I am one of the target audience.

That's because you ARE too ugly to be gay!

Sorry, couldn't resist it! Pot, Kettle.

 

[Biscuit]

While we are at it.. (as it were)..

If we all wore tight pink kits with short shorts etc, and changed the club name to gaysville Albion or summin I wonder how quickly we'd get a stadium.

I could imagine the council paying for it just so they can call themselves a city of culture!

Change back afterwards of course.

Who wants to hear my cancer cure?

 

[Everest]

I don't have the confidence like some of these people here to walk around the streets wearing a shirt that implies that I'm queer or effeminate.

Go on, fit in with all the Aussies.