We are DOOMED * OFFICIAL thread *

[Ernest]

Last night I had a DREAM, in my dream I was STOOD in the middle of the M27 wearing my blue and white STRIPED jimjams CLUTCHING Mullers my teddy and Wardy my woolen DOG when ROARING towards me CAME a mighty JUGGERNAUT which was painted RED and white as it GOT closer I SAW it was being driven BY Nigel Atkins and he had Dean Wilkins sat NEXT to him.
Luckily at the LAST minute I threw myself to the SIDE of the road and as the MIGHTY red and white juggernaut went PAST Nigel Atkins made a wanker GESTURE at me.
I then NOTICED a blue and WHITE trailer ATTACHED to the REAR of the mighty juggernaut and in it were Lee Clark and Terry McDermott and they TOO made wanker GESTURES at me as they went past.
Even WORSE was as I sat by THE side of the ROAD a bus went past and on the BUS I saw Darren Ferguson, Keith Hill, Ernie Howe and that bald clown Salde all making wanker gestures AT me as they SPED past.
It is OBVIOUS what the SIGNIFICANCE of the wanker GESTURES are and the DREAM is what will HAPPEN.
We are DOOMED and we are not EVEN going to FINISH in the play offs.

The FACTS don't lie, Southampton HAVE made up 5 points in 2 games and AT this RATE they will be TOP on Saturday, WE have not won this MONTH and PLAY a BANG in form Sheffield Wednesday on Saturday.

Even the bookies AGREE as our odds HAVE drifted from 1/33 to 1/25 and the Southampton odds have BEEN slashed from 16/1 to 14/1 and when DID the bookies EVER get it wrong ?

PERSONALLY I blame Tony Bloom for this and in PROTEST I will be BURNING my Falmer SEASON ticket on Saturday.

BLOOM OUT

SACK THE BOARD

 

[Simster]

Current form:

Albion (last one game): D
Sheff Wed (last two games) WW

It all points to yet another Albion home defeat and us finishing outside the automatic places.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Worryingly last night I dreamt Paul Lambert was in my kitchen.

 

[Ernest]

Worryingly last night I dreamt Paul Lambert was in my kitchen.

Are YOU Elliot Bennett ?

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

Only 1 star in this official thread. We're really screwed now.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

I'm pretty worried by the Sheff Wed game, they were RAMPANT last night and our boys are either INJURED or SHATTERED.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

To be honest it's not looking great is it?!

 

[strings]

Dick Knight wouldn't have STOOD for this shit. He would have sacked, that CLUELESS Poo-yet months ago and bought in a TRIED and TESTED English Manager like Micky Adams or Rustle SALAD.

 

[Bozza]

If we had a progressive board in charge, they would act decisively and get rid of Poyet NOW and parachute a new man in.

Then, with a bit of luck, the new manager 'honeymoon effect' will be sufficient for us to just creep over the line.

This is your first big challenge Mr Bloom, don't let us down.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Win or LOSE there MUST be an ARS on-the-pitch PROTEST at the final WHISTLE on Saturday. NOTHING else will suffice!!!

 

[Danny-Boy]

I think you're all bonkers...or gay. Possibly both.

Will this reverse psychology work as well when you play the big boys in the Championship though?

 

[NMH]

If we had a progressive board in charge, they would act decisively and get rid of Poyet NOW and parachute a new man in.

Then, with a bit of luck, the new manager 'honeymoon effect' will be sufficient for us to just creep over the line.

This is your first big challenge Mr Bloom, don't let us down.

Poor USE of caps, this was AN epic fail

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Are YOU Elliot Bennett ?

Excellent Ernest - excellent.

 

[seagullondon]

i dreampt of roxanne pallett following another thread....

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Er, is the answer 42?

 

[Everest]

You don't need dreams for people to make the wanker gesture at you.

 

[Silverhatch]

If we do have an ARS protest, please can it be done SLOWLY with none of that SPEEDED up rubbish?

 

[countrygull]

If we had a progressive board in charge, they would act decisively and get rid of Poyet NOW and parachute a new man in.

Then, with a bit of luck, the new manager 'honeymoon effect' will be sufficient for us to just creep over the line.

This is your first big challenge Mr Bloom, don't let us down.

And don't even start me with Sussex CCC. They're already dead certs to go down and they don't start til Friday...

 

[chucky1973]

i dreampt of roxanne pallett following another thread....

I had this dream as well, I was the bloke on the side of lake with Roxanne and as she was riding me I got pulled in to the water but it was Adkins that dragged me in and then he wanked me.....strange dream, but i think it points to us losing every game remaining this season.

 

[Don Quixote]

Crawly will overtake us in the league by 2012. IT IS OFFICIAL.