Wayne Wooney - Whats going on?

[Barrel of Fun]

Doc leaves

His physician has left Man Utd after "a difference of opinion on a non-footballing and non-clinical issue" (Horseshit!)

 

[REDLAND]

rumour has it that, doc gave Rooney permission to go to Beckhams party BUT when Fergusion found out he though a wobbly and sacked him !!

 

[Commander]

Hang on a second, I've seen that man somewhere before:

 

[MattewEdwards ShinPads]

Yep thats whay I heard, no need to panic I dont think. Tomorrow we will know if Mr Rooney will be ok to play at some point in the greatest show on earth! Oh and by the way what prick Sir Alex is, total over reaction as usual, he really hates the fact that Rooney might help bring the world cup back to England (as if Scotland would get anywhere near the 2nd round!)

 

[zefarelly]

probably as simple as

Doc : Rooneys nearly fit and I think he should play for England at the WC Finals

Fergie : I'm not letting him go to play for the Englan team, Man U are more importatnt

Argument, pay off, and he leaves.

 

[Frutos]

Hang on a second, I've seen that man somewhere before:

Surely the man in the pic next to Roony is George Galloway, not Scolari?

We all know that Galloway is friends with Saddam, so I figure Saddam sent him undercover to screw England's World Cup chances as revenge for the invasion of Iraq.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

As far as Ferguson is concerned....nobody is bigger than the club....apart from him.....

 

[Napper]

cant wait for tomorrow , i have a feeling he will astound everyone and be on schedule to be selected against Paraguay,

I think we wont risk him until 2nd round but I expect he'll get 30 mins against Sweden

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

cant wait for tomorrow , i have a feeling he will astound everyone and be on schedule to be selected against Paraguay,

I think we wont risk him until 2nd round but I expect he'll get 30 mins against Sweden

exactly my thoughts.

 

[Trufflehound]

As far as Ferguson is concerned....nobody is bigger than the club....apart from him.....

I bet he couldn't eat three Shredded Wheat though...

 

[Brovion]

cant wait for tomorrow , i have a feeling he will astound everyone and be on schedule to be selected against Paraguay,

I think we wont risk him until 2nd round but I expect he'll get 30 mins against Sweden

No. You're wrong. There's NO WAY he's going to be fit, just forget about him and work out how we'll play without him. Stop living in cloud-cuckoo land, anybody who thinks Rooney is going to be fit to play anything other than cards for the world cup is living in fairyland. Get real.



[Will the gods please take note and make me look a prat. I sincerely hope you can fling these words back in my face either tomorrow or by June 9th!]

 

[Wardy]

I bet he couldn't eat three Shredded Wheat though...

No he his Scotish so will have an Iron Girder instead.

 

[gripper stebson]

No. You're wrong. There's NO WAY he's going to be fit, just forget about him and work out how we'll play without him. Stop living in cloud-cuckoo land, anybody who thinks Rooney is going to be fit to play anything other than cards for the world cup is living in fairyland. Get real.



[Will the gods please take note and make me look a prat. I sincerely hope you can fling these words back in my face either tomorrow or by June 9th!]

David Nugent (i think) played for Preston in the playoffs SEVEN weeks after breaking the same metatarsal...

Fingers crossed.

 

[REDLAND]

David Nugent (i think) played for Preston in the playoffs SEVEN weeks after breaking the same metatarsal...

Fingers crossed.

just under six weeks it was, ROOOOONEY !!

 

[Easy 10]

And look what happened to THEM

 

[Napper]

add that to the fact that the 2nd round games is a full 9 weeks since the injury and i think he'll piss it

 

[REDLAND]

And look what happened to THEM

They didn't have Sven and Crouchy though !!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Ferguson gets what Fergusan wants. And he does not want Wooney to go.

What does make me laugh is the way that Sven pronounces Waayne Wooney. Well spotted BoF.