Wayne Rooney

[Ernest]

What a dirty little bugger, should be banned from playing for England. Hope he has caught a dose and just shows what you get when you have a foreign pervert as a manager

 

[disgruntled h blocker]

 

[Seagull73]

What's he done?

 

[Ernest]

What's he done?

Been caught shagging prozzies

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Sunday Mirror 'World Exclusive'

Fat retard even had the pissed-up brainlessness to sign an autograph for the, ahem, escort girl. It says:

'To Charlotte I shagged u on 28 Dec Loads of Love (followed by a Wayne Rooney signature)'

Best quote comes from the girl:

'I couldnt believe he was so stupid to write that to a call girl. He couldnt write properly and didnt seem all that bright. I thought: It's a good job he's a footballer'

Ain't THAT the truth...

 

[Ernest]

Sunday Mirror 'World Exclusive'

Fat retard even had the pissed-up brainlessness to sign an autograph for the, ahem, escort girl. It says:

'To Charlotte I shagged u on 28 Dec Loads of Love (followed by a Wayne Rooney signature)'

Best quote comes from the girl:

'I couldnt believe he was so stupid to write that to a call girl. He couldnt write properly and didnt seem all that bright. I thought: It's a good job he's a footballer'

Ain't THAT the truth...

Here comes son of Gazza

 

[jewell]

Sounds like he would be at home on the terraces at the Withdean.
Oh no, they are strictly shirt lifters there and would not know what to do with a prossie

 

[dougdeep]

Sounds like he would be at home on the terraces at the Withdean.
Oh no, they are strictly shirt lifters there and would not know what to do with a prossie

You can get male prostitutes as well you know.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Sounds like he would be at home on the terraces at the Withdean.
Oh no, they are strictly shirt lifters there and would not know what to do with a prossie

you really crack me up jewell

 

[smudge]

Oi Jewell, are you defending hookers 'cos you're Mum's on the game?

 

[Easy 10]

Best quote comes from the girl:

'I couldnt believe he was so stupid to write that to a call girl. He couldnt write properly and didnt seem all that bright. I thought: It's a good job he's a footballer'

Actually, I thought the best quote from her was:

"He was sitting on the bed, and I asked him if he was Wayne Rooney. He denied it and said he was a boxer. But I knew it was Rooney because he was so ugly"

 

[timseagull]

Sounds like he would be at home on the terraces at the Withdean.
Oh no, they are strictly shirt lifters there and would not know what to do with a prossie

Want some do ya?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

He really is going to end up pissing up his life like gazza

 

[Northstander]

Don't know what all the fuss it about? Just your average brainless and english overpaid premiership footballer!!

I think his missus should be pleased she has seen what he is really like.

What would half the premiership players be doing now if they weren't footballers, Mcdonalds fillet "o" fish is my bet!!

 

[Marshy]

Steady on he only slept with a prozzie, not smacked his missus around or been drink driving, hes a single young 18yr old, sure hes been shit to his fiancee but it aint the end of the world, and at least he owned up unlike Sven....

Sven OUT.

 

[SK1NT]

is there any pics of the whore?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

is there any pics of the whore?

Think Nadia out of BB5 with a scouse accent

 

[caz99]

Steady on he only slept with a prozzie, not smacked his missus around or been drink driving, hes a single young 18yr old, sure hes been shit to his fiancee but it aint the end of the world, and at least he owned up unlike Sven....

Sven OUT.

i have to agree with this he was only with colleen for four months when it happened and he had just started earning all his dosh he doesnt appear to be like this now i think he learned his lesson at the time.

he doesn go out getting pissed up or in fights so whats the big deal. and no i am not defending prostitutes. but she was obviously after some publicity anyway.

some people are just to ready to have a go and knock people down i think its called being british.

don't agree with sven out though

 

[beorhthelm]

did noone read the articale and think it was a complete load of tosh?