Wanking

[1066gull]

Before I go out...

requested by AF

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

*cough*

For all your wanking needs

 

[Captain Pugwash]

where the fook do you find these things from mate?

 

[1066gull]

*cough*

For all your wanking needs

Im not gettign turned on

All I think about is JODIE

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

where the fook do you find these things from mate?

Just typed it into google lol.

honest

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Im not gettign turned on

All I think about is JODIE

Awwwww,

What does she look like? (do you have a picture?)

 

[1066gull]

Awwwww,

What does she look like? (do you have a picture?)

On the left...

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Not bad at all quite like the one on the right as well (if she's single, im not but who cares)

Hey Aids! we should go on a double date, you got Jodie I got 'girl on the right'

 

[1066gull]

Not bad at all quite like the one on the right as well (if she's single, im not but who cares)

Hey Aids! we should go on a double date, you got Jodie I got 'girl on the right'

To think she was invited to someones eighteenth tonight and I wasn't.

Think of all that time I have lost out.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

To think she was invited to someones eighteenth tonight and I wasn't.

Think of all that time I have lost out.

And she could be of f***ing some other bloke right now

Whats the name of the girl on the right?

 

[1066gull]

And she could be of f***ing some other bloke right now

Whats the name of the girl on the right?

Dunno, don't think shes at college.

That pic was of her ball, and I presume she has left. If you want to wank over her, name her after your girlfriend

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

. If you want to wank over her, name her after your girlfriend

nah, wouldnt be so naughty if I named it after her.
Im going to name her Claire

 

[GrimReaper]

yea jodie isnt bad at all how old is she

 

[1066gull]

16, im 17

 

[ali jenkins]

Shes worth a squirt mate, shame thats all your going to get!



*criesasirealiseimsingleandhavenoprospectsinthepipeline*

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Any updates?

 

[1066gull]

shes going through an 'emotional crisis'

yesterday she was so cheeful


she dont really want to speak to me about it, all ive offered is she can talk to me and i'll be here etc

 

[1066gull]

**** **** cuntchops

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

shes going through an 'emotional crisis'

yesterday she was so cheeful


she dont really want to speak to me about it, all ive offered is she can talk to me and i'll be here etc

I assume that this is a blossoming MSN relationship?

 

[1066gull]

I assume that this is a blossoming MSN relationship?

OH PISS OFF