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Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,648
Hither (sometimes Thither)
I went to Woolworths at lunchtime. It is Secret Santa day tomorrow, so i visited that cheapskate's store for a bargain. I was due to be on the phones at 1pm for an afternoon shift of foreign voiced questions and inner confusion and my own jumbled answers said with vinegary riddle.
I made it back about 1.15 because Woolworths is the best shop in the world. I bought:

Transformers: The Movie and

a Nikolai Volkoff doll (the man on the right)
nikita_nikolai.jpg


I wish i had a thousand pounds to go in there and spend the lot, either dressed as a boy or angry dad or a razzled uncle. Whatever i came out of that shop with would be a momentary dream. Yes it would break like an old man's leg in short time, but still an immensely heavy, lifeless thing to store with character and magic.

I like Woolworths. Do you?
 




Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores
Jul 15, 2004
18,069
Vamanos Pest
Dont ask Easy 10 about woolworths.


*Mentions Guitar Hero then ducks for cover*
 




Dick Knights Mumm

Take me Home Falmer Road
Jul 5, 2003
19,723
Hither and Thither
On the rare occasions I go into Woolies - like when I am killing time in Shoreham I am always amazed at how they keep going - selling lots of stuff - but nothing in particular.

That's the wonder of Woolies.
 


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