V Festival 22/23 Aug 09 Tix ON SALE 10AM TODAY 08443388000 The Ticket Factory
Alesha Dixon - f*** off!
Biffy Clyro - good
British Sea Power - average
Dizzee Rascal - ok
Elbow - good
Fatboy Slim - shite
Happy Mondays - very much depends on allot of variables!!
James - back in the day great dunno about now
James Morrison - shite
Katy Perry - f*** off
Keane - double shite
Lady GaGa - who
Lily Allen - ok if you like that kinda thing
MGMT - supposed to be very good
Oasis - had their day
Ocean Colour Scene - f*** me are they still going?
Paolo Nutini - f*** off and die you spastic scottish ****!!
Pendulum - nice!
Pete Doherty - wanker
Razorlight - aunts
Seasick Steve - novelty factor
Snow Patrol - yawn
Taylor Swift - who?
The Enemy - nice
The Killers - yawn
The Saturdays - who?
The Script - who?
The Specials - no Gerry Dammers so basically a covers band
The Streets - AWFUL live
The Ting Tings - last years news, bit like The Gossip the year before
The Wombats - wankers!
And no entertainment beyond 12 innit? What's the point of even going? You wanna be spazzed of your tits on ketamine dancing to glitch techno at 6 in the morning at a festival, not going to bed at 2.