Using a footballers names as a term for getting drunk

[Mendoza]

Ive heard a few people doing this now. Sounds random, but quite amuzing at the same time


"I'm out tonight, going to get absolutely ARSHAVIN'd"

"We're out on the RICARDO VAZ TE"

"drinking pints, getting BERBATOV'd"



I might start using DIDIER DROGBA'd, but I might end up falling over unecessarily.

What other players names sound good? Maybe chuck in a little phrase to go with it to. Anyone going out this lunch time for a couple of cheeky PAT VAN DEN HAUWE's?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

One of my mates tends to use footballers for what he terms as "poo names", when he needs to, er, make a deposit.

As in "Excuse me chaps, I may be a few minutes: I'm just going for an Eric Djemba-Djemba".

 

[Mellotron]

BLATTERed.

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

Im out tonight, gonna get TROLLEY'D!!

 

[Badger]

One of my mates tends to use footballers for what he terms as "poo names", when he needs to, er, make a deposit.

As in "Excuse me chaps, I may be a few minutes: I'm just going for an Eric Djemba-Djemba".

I beg your pardon that Van de Vaart just slipped out

 

[sam86]

One of my mates tends to use footballers for what he terms as "poo names", when he needs to, er, make a deposit.

As in "Excuse me chaps, I may be a few minutes: I'm just going for an Eric Djemba-Djemba".

Does said mate always use African players..?

 

[Everest]

Go out and get Fabregarsed

 

[Titanic]

This is not a new thing... people have been getting MULLERed for years!

 

[Martinf]

Did you spill my Greer?

 

[NMH]

I just let of a loud Scott McGleish a minute ago, I might have to pop off and take a stinky crystal palace in a minute or two

 

[Hiney]

Let's all get BUTTER'd

 

[User removed 4]

I used to go to a bar in london called starskys, we nicknamed it " pierres " in rhyming slang, 10 points for whoever completes the second half of the rhyming slang of a player ( not british) from the 80s/90s.

 

[Jonno]

Litbarski

 

[User removed 4]

Litbarski

well done , the 10 points are yours !!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Does said mate always use African players..?

what are you implying! No, I have heard him use an infinite variety of footballers. A Mezut Özil or a Zlatan Ibrahimovic works equally well. He is quite regular it would seem.

 

[Hiney]

Hooijdonk

 

[Gritt23]

I'll use the term, getting WANKERed, which is a clear reference to Scott McGleish.

 

[sydney]

'e were fuckin titus brambled.....!!!!

 

[Biscuit]

"I'm going to be getting pretty Lewis Dunk tonight."

 

[Martinf]

"Watch my Gordon Greer will you, I'm off to the bogs to have a Mark McGhee".