Twas a pleasure to meet with Mr E Bennett Esq

[Stephen Fry]

Gentleman as you may be aware. My good self was in the vicinity Bristelmestune aka Brighton this fine day. Was a very pleasant afternoon witnessing our country's finest graduating from your splendid University. In fear of digressing I'll cut to the chase.
I had the pleasure of having a little tête-à-tête with Mr Bennett this morning. It was as clear as crystal this fine specimen of a sportsman had his cor set on a move to Nelson's county. He seemed rather upset at thought of Brighton holding him back in his career. And he was adamant that he alone would decide his future and would not sleep until he concluded his goals.
Now gentleman, I admire indefatigability as a human trait and I look forward to working with him in future.

Toodle pip.

 

[NorwichFan]

What a knob you are...

 

[Simster]

 

[strings]

Of all the hundreds of wind ups we have witnessed this January. This, by a vast margin, is the best.

Top bombing, old chap.

 

[pishhead]

I did like that.
Oh how did you find dukes mound as an area to meet similarly minded gentlemen Mr Fry?

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

Good work.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Fancy a bum?

 

[We're the Stripes]

Of all the hundreds of wind ups we have witnessed this January. This, by a vast margin, is the best.

Top bombing, old chap.

Too right. I didn't even need to open the thread.

EDIT: Where is this electronic music coming from?! Was it supposed to coincide with Stephen's entrance?

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

I didn't lol... But I did smirk. Fair play.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Meehhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[Notters]

Quality post

 

[Gritt23]

2/10

 

[8ace]

If you add Esq after someone's name you don't put the Mr before it. I think.

 

[Hiney]

1/10

If you going to pretend to be an intellectual, at least make sure you get the grammar right.

 

[bhaexpress]

A move to Nelson's county. I admire indefatigability as a human trait

I see, so in Nelson's County they use the name of long since sunk battlecruisers to describe players ? No wonder you're all at sea.

 

[dannyboy]

bender

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

twitter off , Steve.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

1/10

If you going to pretend to be an intellectual, at least make sure you get the grammar right.

This. As if Stephen Fry would start a sentance with "And"

 

[Everest]

This. As if Stephen Fry would start a sentance with "And"

And he missed out the word "the"
He seemed rather upset at THE thought of Brighton holding him back in his career.

Oh, I started a sentence with "And".
That must mean I am not Mr Fry. Phhheeewwwww

 

[Sergei Gotsmanov]

You are allowed to start a sentence with And.....it's an old rule that you can't and it is now acceptable.