Turn a TV programme into a porn show..

[Lady Whistledown]

...by changing one letter (in the same way as the movie efforts we've had on here lately). Loads of porn titles are based on real film names anyway...so I'm told.

And I'm bored.

I will start with

-Bargain Hump (could have been worse but I'm not a fan of the C word)

-Gland Designs

 

[The Large One]

Come Dancing

Oh, hang on...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Come Dancing

Oh, hang on...

Or perhaps Strictly Come Dancing for those who like it a bit, er, rougher.

 

[Hiney]

Gash in the Attic

 

[BeardyChops]

Beastenders

 

[steward 433]

To the manor porn

 

[WhingForPresident]

Gash in the Attic

 

[The Large One]

Tucker's f***

 

[Market Porter]

Third Cock from the Sun

 

[steward 433]

South pork

 

[Muzzman]

In The Tight Garden

 

[Barrow Boy]

For those who remember Southern Television

Gay by Day

 

[skipper734]

Gash in the Attic

Surely that's the programmes real title.

 

[NF9]

Snatch of the day.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Jane Austen's famous bongo production, Norkbanger Abbey.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Blue Peter

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The Pube

 

[clarkey]

Family Gay

 

[skipper734]

Screwsnight

 

[WhingForPresident]

Everybody fellates Chris.