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Tulisa crowned 'Sexiest Woman in the World'







Ninja Elephant

Doctor Elephant
Feb 16, 2009
18,855
The big question is:

Where on EARTH is SAMANTHA BRICK?!?!?! Not even in the Top 100?

She'll be devastated.

:lolol: Very good point, well made. It's bizarre she isn't number 1. This won't faze her, though. Probably should tell her something.

A few observations about the list. Caroline Flack is at #48, which is higher than Kristen Stewart, Florence Budenell-Bruce and Hayley Williams. Shambles. It's funny that my favourite ladies on that list are number 52, 62 and 55.

Rachel Riley sneaks in at number 84 aswell. :nono:
 


Danny-Boy

Banned
Apr 21, 2009
5,579
The Coast
she would be the sexiest woman in the world, if all supermodels, models, glamour models, strippers, pornstars, nurses, hairdressers, waitresses, dinner ladies, jeremy kyle participants and dogs all suddenly dropped dead.

What about that bird in Brighton who claimed she wanted to shog everybody? What a surprise then to find she was a transexual.

I lived in Paris a while ago, the female prostitutes claimed then they were being driven out of business by transexuals who were willing to have sex out in the woods near the Bois de Boulogne for nothing. Must be nature abhorring female reproduction..
 




brightn'ove

cringe
Apr 12, 2011
9,164
London
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:sick:
 








SK1NT

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2003
8,760
Thames Ditton
pippa middleton 11... f*** this sh1t... u wouldnt even give her a 2nd look in the street

top 100 women... they just pulled this list out of therr arse
 




Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
13,013
Toronto
Rihanna at number 3 :lolol::laugh:
 










Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,039
Lancing
pippa middleton 11... f*** this sh1t... u wouldnt even give her a 2nd look in the street

top 100 women... they just pulled this list out of therr arse

??? Are you sure about that mate. Are you absolutely sure ?
 






DarrenFreemansPerm

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Sep 28, 2010
17,379
Shoreham
:lolol: Very good point, well made. It's bizarre she isn't number 1. This won't faze her, though. Probably should tell her something.

A few observations about the list. Caroline Flack is at #48, which is higher than Kristen Stewart, Florence Budenell-Bruce and Hayley Williams. Shambles. It's funny that my favourite ladies on that list are number 52, 62 and 55.

Rachel Riley sneaks in at number 84 aswell. :nono:

She is stunning. Should not be beaten by the likes of Tulisa.
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
43,039
Lancing
pippa middleton 11... f*** this sh1t... u wouldnt even give her a 2nd look in the street

top 100 women... they just pulled this list out of therr arse

You must be some sort of Brad Pitt double as I would give any Woman close to a 5 a double take in the street. You have to know your league position in the scheme of things.
 


Cpt. Spavil

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Mar 9, 2008
1,071
oh look the queen of chavs is at no. 1

i dont really know who i would have as my no 1 edit Scarlet Johansson gets my vote
 
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Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
43,039
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Is Chrissie Reidy in there ? My latest impossible scenario fantasy.
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
43,039
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I wouldn't kick her out of my bed for farting, only for singing, or if she tried to go down on me. 7/10.

She just comes across as trailer trash. Not beautiful in anyway on the outside or inside. Promoting her perfume on her arm when she does the X factor, generally being catty and with very little talent and part of one of the most horrific musical abominations ever to be inflicted on the UK general public. Is this what this country has come to ?
 


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