Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Well. THAT was embarrassing.
During some light conversation at my desk with a couple of work colleagues, I took a mouthful of tea from my Albion mug. For no apparent reason, some of the tea found its way down into my windpipe. This resulted in a highly undignified series of grunts, snorts and and convulsions as I struggled unsuccessfully to hold the remainder of the tea in my mouth whilst simultaneously trying to breathe. With my hand clasped over my mouth, the inevitable eventually happened - I spluttered, spraying a mixture of tea, tears and snot through my hand and all over my desk, keyboard and trousers. I then made a series of involuntary, uncontrollably loud honking noises as I gasped for air through my (now empty) mouth, and went into a coughing fit.
Everyone in the office was watching this display with a mixture of mild concern and amusement. Thankfully one of the women came over with a box of tissues so I could commence the clear-up excercise. When I said "thanks, I'm ok now I think", I discovered my voice had gone all strange, high-pitched and sort of gurgly. Then I started honking and coughing again, so I went to the toilet to sort meself out. I have a large stain on my crotch, and my screen, phone and keyboard are covered in tea and mucus from my ordeal.
I might go home.
During some light conversation at my desk with a couple of work colleagues, I took a mouthful of tea from my Albion mug. For no apparent reason, some of the tea found its way down into my windpipe. This resulted in a highly undignified series of grunts, snorts and and convulsions as I struggled unsuccessfully to hold the remainder of the tea in my mouth whilst simultaneously trying to breathe. With my hand clasped over my mouth, the inevitable eventually happened - I spluttered, spraying a mixture of tea, tears and snot through my hand and all over my desk, keyboard and trousers. I then made a series of involuntary, uncontrollably loud honking noises as I gasped for air through my (now empty) mouth, and went into a coughing fit.
Everyone in the office was watching this display with a mixture of mild concern and amusement. Thankfully one of the women came over with a box of tissues so I could commence the clear-up excercise. When I said "thanks, I'm ok now I think", I discovered my voice had gone all strange, high-pitched and sort of gurgly. Then I started honking and coughing again, so I went to the toilet to sort meself out. I have a large stain on my crotch, and my screen, phone and keyboard are covered in tea and mucus from my ordeal.
I might go home.
classic.
