Top Gears Hamster to appear on Jonathan Ross Show

[Icy Gull]

on 22 Dec Great to hear he is recovering well, he'll need to be sharp to trade with JR

BBC

 

[Rangdo]

Or just talk louder than him. I think you are getting talking over someone and a sharp wit confused

 

[pasty]

I used to like the Jonathan Ross show, but now it's just got so formulaic its boring.

Open show - JR makes "jokes" about 4 poofs and a piano
JR does the aren't my family/pets/kids lovely slot
Gets first guest out - make sexual inuendos
First guest goes off - more family/pets/kids stuff
Gets second guest out - make sexual inuendos
Second guest goes off - more family/pets/kids stuff
Gets third guest out - make sexual inuendos
Brings on music act
Goodnight

Boring

 

[pasty]

Ooo - new twist tonight - 3 poofs and a piano

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

ohhhhh dangerous! i made comment earlier which included the word cock and dave in the same sentence, and there was pm UPROAR

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I'm talking about the DAVE on Jonathan Ross's programme. His name is Dave, I kid you not!! What an unfortunate coincidence

oh dear, ive put my foot in it now! the phone in tommorow will be a GRUMPFEST

 

[Horsham Gull]

Grumpy old men dont you mean

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I used to like the Jonathan Ross show, but now it's just got so formulaic its boring.

Open show - JR makes "jokes" about 4 poofs and a piano
JR does the aren't my family/pets/kids lovely slot
Gets first guest out - make sexual inuendos
First guest goes off - more family/pets/kids stuff
Gets second guest out - make sexual inuendos
Second guest goes off - more family/pets/kids stuff
Gets third guest out - make sexual inuendos
Brings on music act
Goodnight

Boring

You forgot the "Gets Ricky Gervais out" option, which seems to be the case every time I've ever watched it.

Ricky Gervais is a funny man, no question, but the old pals act with Ross is really starting to grate.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

 

[Brighton till i die]

top banana!