Tooth hurty

[Meade's Ball]

I'm 32 today. It's my birthday. I went for a 2-hour lunch at the pub. I returned, switching on this nincompoop site guessing all the cohorts i read of would be congratulating my survival and this epic day of human triumph, a list of my admirable qualities and pictures of the sort of dwarfish lady or randy antelope my person would best suit. They'd have a joke about my ill health and giganticism of punctured ego, before rounding such messages off with warmth and care, lecturing on promise and the attraction of my absurdity.
Well, EVERYONE, thanks for nothing!
And happy birthday to me.

Goodbye gruel world.

 

[tedebear]

Gulp! Sorry MB - Happy Birthday mr twenty ten plus two...

 

[Lokki 7]

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

happily brothday meado

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

:dance:

 

[Barrel of Fun]

MB.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Happy Birthday Meado......

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[tedebear]

I would send round some cake - do you mind some slobber?

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

¡Feliz Cumpleanos!

What happened to the birthday cake we used to get next to our name on our birthday? That bloody Bozza, cost-cutting again

 

[Meade's Ball]

I would send round some cake - do you mind some slobber?

I couldn't eat a cake moulded into the shape of a child (unless it was Grange Hill's Roland's perfectly rotund brown-iced head).
My sister sent me a present this morning. The bell to my residential block rang with a postman holding my gift from Amazon. I uncovered it briefly to see Jack Klugman looking at me first. I thought OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH IT'S 12 ANGRY MEN ON DVD, but as the wrapping paper peeled back further i saw it was Quincy series 1&2. OH, i thought, WHAT A COCKER. But i was thankful via text nonetheless and began to think of a time i could possibly sit through such a screening.

 

[Hampden Park]

many happy returns MB

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Happy Birthday old son.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Happy birthday. But we dont get the little cake now?

Anyhow if tooth hurty I suggest you see my dentist Phil Mcavity.