tonight's episode of 'The Office'

[gullmachine88]

IMHO the 'Training Day' is the best episode.. classic scenes

 

[Beach Hut]

Nah - Comic Relief was better, that dance was just surreally funny.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

They are the best two episodes - awesome.

The Comic Relief dance & the 'training day role play' have to be amongst the best sketches of all time.

 

[Blackadder]

"Go and get the Guitar!"

 

[Easy 10]

"I think there's been a RAPE up there !"

 

[Bry Nylon]

...some complaints will be false!

 

[Heath Park Ranger]

"If he's gay he shouldn't be allowed near animals..."

Hee hee!!

 

[magoo]

Two lesbians....sisters probably......

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Verse 1:
C F Am G
Pretty girl on the hood of a cadillac, yeah
C F Am G
She's broken down on Freeway 9.
C F Am G
I take a look, I get her engine started, and
C F Am G
leave her purring and I roll on by. Bye, bye

Chorus:
C F Am G
Free love on the freelove freeway, the
C F Am G
Love is free and the freeway's long, I got some
C F Am G
Hot love on the hotlove highway, ain't
C F Am G
Going home 'cause my baby's gone (she's gone)

Verse 2:
C F Am G
A little while later, see a Senorita,
C F Am G
She's caught a flat trying to make it home.
C F Am G
She says, "Por favor, can you pump me up?"
C F Am G
I say, "Muchos gracias, adios. Bye, bye."

Verse 3:
C F Am G
A long time later I see a cowboy crying
C F Am G
"Hey buddy, what can I do?"
C F Am G
He says, "I lived a good life, had about a thousand women,"
C F Am G
I said, "Why the tears?", he says, " ' Cause none of them was you".


© Words and Music: Ricky Gervais

 

[Braders]

watched the whole of series one yesterday - cracking stuff

 

[Simster]

A good idea is a good idea...forever





"Who are the most important people to your business?"

->"The staff"

"That's right, the customer"

-> "Hmm, yeah he's coming from it at a different angle"


Different gravy.

 

[Braders]

the quiz one was quality as well !

 

[JEM]

Verse 1:
C F Am G
Pretty girl on the hood of a cadillac, yeah
C F Am G
She's broken down on Freeway 9.
C F Am G
I take a look, I get her engine started, and
C F Am G
leave her purring and I roll on by. Bye, bye

Chorus:
C F Am G
Free love on the freelove freeway, the
C F Am G
Love is free and the freeway's long, I got some
C F Am G
Hot love on the hotlove highway, ain't
C F Am G
Going home 'cause my baby's gone (she's gone)

Verse 2:
C F Am G
A little while later, see a Senorita,
C F Am G
She's caught a flat trying to make it home.
C F Am G
She says, "Por favor, can you pump me up?"
C F Am G
I say, "Muchos gracias, adios. Bye, bye."

Verse 3:
C F Am G
A long time later I see a cowboy crying
C F Am G
"Hey buddy, what can I do?"
C F Am G
He says, "I lived a good life, had about a thousand women,"
C F Am G
I said, "Why the tears?", he says, " ' Cause none of them was you".


© Words and Music: Ricky Gervais

Blows the pants off most chart stuff. Seriously.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

"oh no, she's gone"

"She's dead"


"She's not dead".



Words cannot describe the brilliance of this episode.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Verse 1:
C F Am G
Pretty girl on the hood of a cadillac, yeah
C F Am G
She's broken down on Freeway 9.
C F Am G
I take a look, I get her engine started, and
C F Am G
leave her purring and I roll on by. Bye, bye

Chorus:
C F Am G
Free love on the freelove freeway, the
C F Am G
Love is free and the freeway's long, I got some
C F Am G
Hot love on the hotlove highway, ain't
C F Am G
Going home 'cause my baby's gone (she's gone)

Verse 2:
C F Am G
A little while later, see a Senorita,
C F Am G
She's caught a flat trying to make it home.
C F Am G
She says, "Por favor, can you pump me up?"
C F Am G
I say, "Muchos gracias, adios. Bye, bye."

Verse 3:
C F Am G
A long time later I see a cowboy crying
C F Am G
"Hey buddy, what can I do?"
C F Am G
He says, "I lived a good life, had about a thousand women,"
C F Am G
I said, "Why the tears?", he says, " ' Cause none of them was you".


© Words and Music: Ricky Gervais

Ha! That is so handy.

I worked the chords out last night but couldnt remember the words.

Cheers

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Gotta lay it down with a bit of drum and bass shit first....

 

[Mr Popkins]

a little known band called Texas?

 

[Vinyl Richie]

My new favourite character is Keith!! What a legend:

Strengths: accounts
Weaknesses: eczema

legend.

"It's boring isn't it just staying in and watching peak practise with your life" Keith
"..yeah" Tim
"Not for me I like it" Keith
"I just stayed in and had a big wank" Tim



btw: thanks for tab list, will play sing brent till my girl smashes my guitar

 

[Rambo]

Keiths appraisal - funny as f k

 

[Exiled in Exeter]

The training day is my favourite episode too. So many classic lines.