Tomorrow night info

[Brighton Breezy]

What happens to anyone who wins something but cant make it?
Im nominated and pretty sure I wont win but also not sure if I can make it or not.

 

[Safeway]

Shut up.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

No

 

[REDLAND]

Shut up.

 

[Gary Nelson]

Richie.
I will chop my cock off and stuff it in Safeways ears if you win. So dont get too bohtered about it.
I am confident that I will be able to shag come sunday.

 

[fatboy]

The winners don't even get a pint this time.

Last time some GAYLORD nicked my pint.

 

[Safeway]

Last time some GAYLORD nicked my pint.

No they didn't. I just gave you the WRONG ONE.

 

[Artois]

 

[Ernest]

What happens to anyone who wins something but cant make it?
Im nominated and pretty sure I wont win but also not sure if I can make it or not.

Didn't realise they had a category for biggest twat

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I am confident I wont win, I wasnt talking about myself particularly. Just a few people said they cant make it and wondered if someone would nick their prize

 

[fatboy]

What do you think the prize is?

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Adoration and praise along with the satisfaction of a job well done.

 

[NSC Awards]

THERE IS NO f***ing PRIZE.

 

[Gary Nelson]

This would some you up in a nutshell Richard. By a rig, you win, and you dont even turn up to collect your 'prize' someone else from nsc has to do it.

 

[Uncle Buck]

This would some you up in a nutshell Richard. By a rig, you win, and you dont even turn up to collect your 'prize' someone else from nsc has to do it.

Does he exist?

 

[Gary Nelson]

worringly, I think he does

 

[fatboy]

I can confirm I have met him.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

There are two ways to consider your preparations for tomorrow night.

1. Make sure you've cleaned your dinner jacket, polished your cufflinks and best shoes and bought the mrs a designer frock for the evening. Hire a stretch limo (plenty of room to carry the award(s) home in afterwards) and ask The Large One to check that the red carpet has been hoovered and that the hordes of paparazzi will be kept behind a velvet rope.

Or

2. Do none of that because:

Originally posted by NSC Awards: THERE IS NO f***ing PRIZE

 

[Easy 10]

I have it on good authority that the results of the NSC awards will be on the hourly Sky Sports News roundups from 11.00pm on Saturday, so don't worry if you're nominated but can't make it. Des will also be mentioning it straight after the Goal of the Month award on the Premiership, so those without Sky are will also be informed.