Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
As I predicted WEEKS ago there was more chance of Stevie Wonder passing his driving test than the potless pillock opening up his wallet and spending a few pesetas on some TRIED and tested ENGLISH players for the squad.
Well ENOUGH is enough and so tomorrow I call on all LOYAL supporters to join the ARS in holding the MASSIVEST ever massive PROTEST so we can all let Dick Tight know EXACTLY what we think of him .
Of course the ARS is at the CUTTING edge of protests and the only worthwhile noise from Albion fans comes from my ARS so forget the couple of bobble hats with their scarf day which had exactly no RESULT whatsoever tomorrow we turn Withdean into Basra with the first ever ARS PANTS DAY.
At 3pm on the dot we can all let Dick Tight know our FEELINGS by flinging our underwear into the directors box to let the potless pillock know he is living on BORROWED time.
I will be standing outside the turnstiles for the South Stand at 2pm with a HUGE box of underwear (mainly womens) which I have collected from washing lines over the years and they will be on sale for £5 a pair but OBVIOUSLY season ticket holders will be able to have a pair free so there is no EXCUSE for anyone not to join in. I imagine this will make the News at 10 as Sarah 'Whopper' Watts flings her Size 18 bloomers at Martin Perry (Not the for the first time so I hear) and Yorkies frillies may even cause a DANGER to planes from Gatwick if they get caught in a gust of wind.
Of course as leader of the ARS it is my job to INSTIGATE the PANTS day and I'll be doing this by launching the Y fronts I wore to the Yeovil game where I had an UNFORTUNATE accident after somebody thought it would be a JOKE to substitute the TRIED and tested Cadburys chocolate in my SELECTION box with Ex Lax meaning I suffered a MASSIVE follow through during the second half.
This is each and everyones OPPORTUNITY to let the board know what we think of them.
SAVE
THE
ALBION
NOW
SACK THE BOARD
Well ENOUGH is enough and so tomorrow I call on all LOYAL supporters to join the ARS in holding the MASSIVEST ever massive PROTEST so we can all let Dick Tight know EXACTLY what we think of him .
Of course the ARS is at the CUTTING edge of protests and the only worthwhile noise from Albion fans comes from my ARS so forget the couple of bobble hats with their scarf day which had exactly no RESULT whatsoever tomorrow we turn Withdean into Basra with the first ever ARS PANTS DAY.
At 3pm on the dot we can all let Dick Tight know our FEELINGS by flinging our underwear into the directors box to let the potless pillock know he is living on BORROWED time.
I will be standing outside the turnstiles for the South Stand at 2pm with a HUGE box of underwear (mainly womens) which I have collected from washing lines over the years and they will be on sale for £5 a pair but OBVIOUSLY season ticket holders will be able to have a pair free so there is no EXCUSE for anyone not to join in. I imagine this will make the News at 10 as Sarah 'Whopper' Watts flings her Size 18 bloomers at Martin Perry (Not the for the first time so I hear) and Yorkies frillies may even cause a DANGER to planes from Gatwick if they get caught in a gust of wind.
Of course as leader of the ARS it is my job to INSTIGATE the PANTS day and I'll be doing this by launching the Y fronts I wore to the Yeovil game where I had an UNFORTUNATE accident after somebody thought it would be a JOKE to substitute the TRIED and tested Cadburys chocolate in my SELECTION box with Ex Lax meaning I suffered a MASSIVE follow through during the second half.
This is each and everyones OPPORTUNITY to let the board know what we think of them.
SAVE
THE
ALBION
NOW
SACK THE BOARD
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