Tomasz Zuszczak

[Guy Crouchback]

Ha, ha - I remember that. His name was printed with an error, it was
hilarious. Polish NT's current captain, Jakub Błaszczykowski, has predicted
that this sort of thing might happen to him when he moved to Bundesliga,
so he has "Kuba" (diminutive of Jakub) written on his Dortmund jersey

It's like in that old joke:

A Polish immigrant went to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters. On the bottom row were these letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied - 'I know the fellow.'

I understand its pronounced Kooshtak fwiw

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