Tom Hark - the new lyrics

[attila]

Chorus:

We want Falmer
We want Falmer
We want falmer
We want Falmer
(x2)

We Brighton fans are angry - we’ve been mucked around
Since some evil bastards sold our Goldstone Ground
We’re stuck in an athletics track that we abhor
Like playing in Albania Division Four!

The whole thing’s daft
We don’t know why
We have to laugh
Or else we’d cry
And so we’re here
To tell you why
Without Falmer
Our club will die

Chorus

For seven years we’ve been without a stadium
We even had to play home games at Gillingham
So listen Mr Prescott as we tell you how
We need our ground at Falmer and we need it now!

The whole thing’s daft
We don’t know why
We have to laugh
Or else we’d cry
And now we’re here
To tell you why
Without Falmer
Our club will die

(Instrumental)

We want Falmer
We want Falmer
We want Falmer
We want Falmer

Repeat verse 2

Instrumental
(with a bit of the Play off final win commentary)

Fade to end.

How’s that?

 

[Hiney]

Brilliant

 

[The Auditor]

sounds good to me - I await your TOTP appearence

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Speaking as another lyricist, how do you make 'stadium' rhyme with 'Gillingham'?

Very good though.

 

[Hiney]

Stay-dee-am

Gillingham

easy

 

[Strike]

Good mate

 

[Hilton]

Marvellous

 

[Cian]

Something smacks of World In Motion about it (the commentary, etc)

But its still good - WIM was the only decent English world cup song anyway...

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Respect to the man in black.

 

[Patcham BHA]

Lyrics

Excellent stuff - still a definite no to the spandex though?
Maybe a spoof of the Eric Prydz video then?

 

[Biscuit]

Quality, get them to Virgin/HMV sell 25,000 and we have a number one.


Can I be in the video!

 

[Curious Orange]

Wicked!

 

[southwickseagull]

10/10 Go to top of the class, and please lets hear it at Withdean next week, perhaps with accompiment?

 

[Mr Popkins]

its bloody terrible!!!!

what poor lyrics!!

Cant we have backing vocals by "The North Stand Chat Choir??"

I,d still buy it though just to get us mentioned on the charts!

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Does anyone still use the word abhor? Might across okay in poetry, but not convince it'll work when sung....

 

[Biscuit]

Cant we have backing vocals by "The North Stand Chat Choir??"

Ohh Bracknell can be the base!

 

[wehatepalace]

when can we hear it ?

 

[attila]

The words were carefully selected with the original in mind..and making it clear to non Albion fans what it's all about. And we'd have to have 'nasties' not 'bastards' to get airplay.

Cheers Popkins. How about you have a go then?
Right now, to be honest, I'm just bloody gutted about John Peel.

 

[Everest]

Marvellous scenes require marvellous sounds.

attila

 

[Trotster]

Excellent!!!

Can i be in teh video to please?